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Uniforms do make it easier to get dressed in the morning...Ten years of Catholic school has accustomed me to uniforms, so I'm not pro- or anti- uniforms. Kids will always find a way to get around dress codes, anyway!

:laugh2: Nah, Lev...Chimps can't run for congress... But Justice Scalia does have a resembance to a chimp--and Clarence Thomas is on the Supreme Court...I think you have a chance to be Chief Justice! Gui...I've gotten used to you...:eek3:

Back hair shaver?! Yech...There are times when I'm glad I'm a girl!

I use a dishwasher for most of the plates...but I wash the family china by hand.

I go straight to Google News...

:ROFL: Open-mindness is a state of mind, not body!

I've never had problems with my fleece jackets or fleece linings, static-wise...

Happy Birthday Oceanbreeze!

God. And I thought the baby-in-the-dryer was a low in parenting...:(

No piercings on me...and I don't want them!

I used to have a body processor...I had to run the cord under my shirt so that nothing would damage the cord. The body processor was very cumbersome--didn't like it! I think a BTE would be a good option--plus, the BTEs are easier to put on in the mornings (no belt--just attach to the head!)...

Windows get more viruses because it has a larger share of the market.... If you were to design a virus, who would you infect? Windows...or Macs? Viruses are meant to target as many people as possible--which is one of the reasons why Windows are so virus-prone--Windows has a large market...

Not that I've heard of, Edge...;)

I was in seventh grade, and there was this sub who couldn't --or wouldn't-- understand that I could follow the class instruction well, so she kept shoving this answer book in my face...I nearly puched her, and I'm not a violent person.

Does an ice-cream scoop shaped like an ice cream man count? It's never been out of its package, and no batteries are included...YET it manages to burst forth in song when anyone comes near it.

My sister used to have a Furby that would NEVER shut up...Of course, "used to" are the key words--I find that a hammer is useful against a possesed Furby... Failing that, you can immerse it in holy water, of course.

Red wine?! Let's hope no one uses the pool as a toilet...yech!

Internet addiction...It's here, it's real. Hi, I'm Fyborg, and I'm an internetolic.

My nose would hurt...as if walking into a tree isn't bad enough, I now have to walk into a wall!

Cool!