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How's This For Nostalgia? All the girls had ugly gym uniforms. It took five minutes for the TV to warm up. Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school. Nobody owned a purebred dog. When a quarter was a decent allowance. You'd reach into a...

Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa, but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix & quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing...

Norvegian diet... Ole was turning 88 and was overweight,so his doctor put him on a diet. Doc: 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds...

My score = 25. I checked and I'm still among the living.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ….well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and...

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started...

Very funny story.. You shouldn't hijack a thread. Start another thread with your story. It is a funny story. LOL:laugh2:

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a...

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a...

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One whose thingy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won"t wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't...

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in...

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got...

I had an ear infection before Christmas. The ENT Got the infection under control, but then I developed mold in the ear under the crap. That now seems to be under control. However the sound in that ear is much lower and distorted. Is this similar to what you experienced?

I suppose poking your eye with a sharp stick would be considered "fun" by some. :laugh2::laugh2:

I have the same problem. I am currently fighting an ear infection. Its been a month now and I have not been able to wear an HI in that ear. getting tired of it.

I can think of no good reason for jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

A world reknowned scientist finally perfected human cloning - using himself as a guineapig. The scientist watched with pride as his clone grew from a baby, to a boy, to a young man... but there was just one point of dischord. The clone had a foul mouth. And it just got fouler as he got older...

Ya Ron know what you mean. Did the same thing to me. Makes you feel like your the only Republican in a room full of Democrates. :bump:

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't...

EQL I sent a query to the phonak rep that services my area. here is the C/P. Duophone is a feature that when enabled it streams the phone signal from one ear to the other (so you hear the phone call in both ears). If you have a telecoil program then the duophone feature has to be activated...