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That’s no excuse. :rl:

I just noticed that I don’t have ANYBODY in my friends list. Wassup wit’ you people? Ain’t I good enough for y’all? We vibrators take a hell of a lot of shit from you people, and this is how we get treated? Oh sure—use me, abuse me, let the dog chew on me after you’re done with me, but ask me...

Awww... I wuv you guys... :hug:

For what it's worth, I'm very happy to have you here. :hug: :welcome:

Unbelievable. :roll:

Ahem. Aren't you forgetting somebody? :mad:

WAAAAAAAH! Because I’m Cheri’s only toy! I don’t want to share with anybody else! It’s just ME! How could Cheri forsake me like this? Oh God—life is so cruel! I’m just gonna go jump in the toilet and end it all! Goodbye, cruel world! Arrivederci, farewell, sayonara and SEE YA!

And what exactly is THAT supposed to mean? :mad:

I tried to leave once, but I just couldn't... :tears:

Valentine’s Day don’t mean diddly-squat when your boyfriend is 400 miles away. Maybe she got some last night, maybe not. But my lips (metaphorically speaking, of course) are sealed. :whistle:

Help us name our new pet! We just brought it home from PetSmart about an hour ago and we can’t think of a good name. We don’t know if it’s male or female, so we need a good gender-neutral name. It is a red-footed tortoise from Central America, if that helps. Please help us find a name for our...

Hey! Leave me outta this, monkey butt! :pissed:

Oops. Posting under my sock puppet identity. Post deleted.

NOOO! Not me tooo! What did I do wrong? :tears:

I’m sure it’s just a case of mistaken identity. As dildos go, I’m pretty unique.

You people are all completely twacked. :crazy: I’m packing my bags and heading back to the Fatherland. Au revoir! :bye:

:eek: :nono: Semper fi—I belong to one bush, and one bush only.

Here’s a little clue, Bubba. :squint: This entire thread is intended as a joke! :shock: Since I'm obviously going to have to explain the humor to you, here goes: this thread uses a form of humor known as satire or parody—rhetorical devices which have existed since before the beginning of...

*gasps* :shock: My relationship with apathrev is purely platonic!