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  1. coffeeeeman

    Another Pit Bull Story

    Yes, I am sure there are plenty of stats to support either view or perspective. I can only tell you based upon my experience, Responding to dog attacks I can recall about 6 of them off the top of my head where a child was severly injured, that all of the dogs included in the groups of dogs I...
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    Another Pit Bull Story

    Very True Cheri certain dogs are bred for a specific purpose. They can not deny their bloodline. Some may but by and large you don't hear about too many black labs mauling their child as you do pit bulls, Rottweiler, dobermans etc. This particular incident though is one hell of a tragedy.
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    "I love you"/"I luv ya"

    Liebling, great Idea.. Oh love of my life..This is for you http://www.bangedup.com/archives/Ih...hairlong45r.jpg
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    "I love you"/"I luv ya"

    Awwww...Romance is still alive...Still in the honey moon phase eh?::Snicker::
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    All about...

    Okay..I'll play..Why are there no wal marts in NYC?
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    How To Ignore False Rumors and Lies.....

    Shut your mouth I learned a very valuable way of looking at rumors Rumors start out small but they grow. They grow to a level where they will: Destroy lives Twist good intentions to ill ones Harm children and familes Bring down world leaders Throw armies into disarray Wreck marriages...
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    tell the chicken what to do

    I told it to "choke the Chicken" and sure enough it did...lol
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    I'm depressed...

    ::Mumbling:: "Lazy Good for nothing cats..all they do is eat, sleep, shit and piss, and not necessarily in that order." Don't worry gator I have it on pretty good authority Betsy will never catch your ferret. :)
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    Post 9/11...It has changed us and how?

    Very true. That being said...the trivial things in life is what can help in keeping our sanity. Just so long as we don't lose sight of what really counts.
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    How tall are you?

    LOL..Yeah I'm the little owl in the ole tootsie pop commercial...."How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop..A one..A Two..A three..."
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    How tall are you?

    3'9"
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    If your life was one big movie...

    LOL..Java..Sounds like a soap opera in the making.
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    I'm depressed...

    Sorry to hear that...It's always hard to lose a pet.
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    If your life was one big movie...

    On top of that?..It would be a new kama sutra position called "See Saw"....She wears enough make up to be a clown. If you are going to be the director and bring in clowns at least bring one in that doesn't have a gut bigger than mine..two fat guts together doesn't work out...
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    If your life was one big movie...

    Note to self: need to call security to keep this woman at bay:::Looking for a new security director::
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    If your life was one big movie...

    Whoa..I would need enough viagra to get an elephant going if you casted that woman as the leading lady, beast or whatever you want to call it. Ron Jeremy never had a cast like that...:::Opening interviews for a new director:::
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    Have anyone in ur family played a trick on you?

    I think the worse practical joke played on me was by my ex-wife. She got the whole station, (Military Police), where I worked at in on it. She called me up and told me My car, That I had let her borrow had been towed because she illegally parked it. While I was on the phone screaming at her...
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    If your life was one big movie...

    LOL..Ok..:::Opening up casting couch for new wife::
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    If your life was one big movie...

    If My life was one big movie? I would definately want the movie to be a porno...And yeah I'd want Ron Jeremy to play me..he is your average joe. manoman he sure has had one hell of a supporting cast.
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    What I want to be when I grow up

    Who Knew::shrug::
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