I got the name Darkside because when I had my last gf, I had a very dark period in my life where I didn't like who I was. After that, everyone knew me as darkside so I just kept it.
I think most motherboards now come with on board audio so the only thing I suggest is to disable the audio card on your board through the BIOS. Plus, an on board audio card doesn't jack up the price.
Interesting thread. i've always wondered this too, cause I used to have a friend that really liked my bro, but he didn't like her cause she was hearing. She was hot too. BTW, anyone wanna date my bro? hehe