This is for Calvin!!!

[WhiteWolves64]

I think that Calvin graduated from this University!!! ROFLMAO!!!

http://www.baronbob.com/graduationdonkey.htm

And last thing that is very cute for Calvin's needs!!! ROFLMAO!!!! (what do you think of this for Calvin?)

 

[Rio]

That's funny Did Professor NS give him that diploma?

 

[moonflower]

lol lol that is funnier heh

 

[Calvin]

NS gave me diploma?

ty NS

 

[TweetyBird]

very funny!

 

[LakeTahoe]

Too funny!

 

[Jolie77]

WhiteWolves, I'll give u a credit for finding this one because this picture exactly describes a smart-ass Calvin to a T!

However, This is funny as well.

 

[GarnetTigerMom]

LOL LOL ,,, whitewolf you got gut and glory! But GREAT picture of Calvin! lol

 

[Sharky99]

LOL good one, WhiteWolf...

Calvin.. as for moi giving ya the diploma?!?!? WTF hell no... ya didnt complete a couple courses.. so I gonna flunk ya out!! HAHA!!!!!!

 

[moonflower]

hahah ns

 

[WhiteWolves64]

WhiteWolves, I'll give u a credit for finding this one because this picture exactly describes a smart-ass Calvin to a T!

However, This is funny as well.

Jolie yeah why not "Smart-Ass" university!!! hahahaha

LOL LOL ,,, whitewolf you got gut and glory! But GREAT picture of Calvin! lol

So proud to have gut and glory for my posting both Sharky and Jack-Ass!!!

LOL good one, WhiteWolf...

Calvin.. as for moi giving ya the diploma?!?!? WTF hell no... ya didnt complete a couple courses.. so I gonna flunk ya out!! HAHA!!!!!!

What a pity that Calivin didn't get his Jerk-ass diploma (j/k) from his Jack-Ass university!!! SOB SOB SOB!!! Poor Calvin!!! J/K

 

[WhiteWolves64]

I am not too sure if this is a repost or not.... Here's Donkey Jokes.... You can post any donkey jokes here if you want to...

The Donkey

A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink.

He then notices a Jar that is full of money. The man asks the bartender what the jar is for. The bartender then says that he has a donkey in the back room and if anyone can make him him laugh they win the money. If not they owe me 100 dollars.

The man say I can do it!

So he goes into the back room and about 5 minutes later the bartender hears the donkey laughing out loud. The man walks out and takes the money from the jar, thanks the bartender, and leaves.

About a month later the man comes back into the bar and there is a new jar of money. The man asks the bartender what the new jar of money is for.

The bartender looks at the man and says if you can make the donkey cry the money is yours, if not you owe me 100 dollars. The man says ok I'll do it!

He walks into the back room and about 2 minutes has goes by when the bartender hears the donkey crying. The man walks out and grabs the money out of the jar, but before the man leaves the bartender asks, "How did you make the donkey laugh?"

The man looks at the bartender and says, "Well the first time I told the donkey that I had a bigger pecker then he did".

"How did you make him cry?" ask the bartender?

Well I showed him.

Hilarious donkey jokes for you

What a pervert that show his to this donkey (Calvin) to make him cry!!! What a good laugh!!!

 

[Calvin]

WhiteWolves, I'll give u a credit for finding this one because this picture exactly describes a smart-ass Calvin to a T!

Yep SmartAss fits me very well

LOL good one, WhiteWolf...

Calvin.. as for moi giving ya the diploma?!?!? WTF hell no... ya didnt complete a couple courses.. so I gonna flunk ya out!! HAHA!!!!!!

Welllllll NS.. ahem since your the professor as Ocean mentioned..and as I recall I took Shark 101 class and Biology 101 so I aced both of them. The pic WhiteWolf posted is evidence that I did graduated. So there :P

Jolie yeah why not "Smart-Ass" university!!! hahahaha

What a pity that Calivin didn't get his Jerk-ass diploma (j/k) from his Jack-Ass university!!! SOB SOB SOB!!! Poor Calvin!!! J/K

Why not? That's not a bad idea

As for "Jack-Ass university" :lol

 

[WhiteWolves64]

Sharing Donkey - Messenger pranks try to please everyone kiss your


An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the
donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people
who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was
riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they
changed positions.

Later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that
little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk!

Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk
when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put
such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably
right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell
into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story; "If you try to please everyone, you might as well
kiss your ass good-bye."

 

[Calvin]

Sharing Donkey - Messenger pranks try to please everyone kiss your


An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the
donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people
who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was
riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they
changed positions.

Later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that
little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk!

Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk
when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put
such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably
right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell
into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story; "If you try to please everyone, you might as well
kiss your ass good-bye."

ouch!

 

[WhiteWolves64]

That's probably why this Ass won't move due to non-computerized in his AZZ! that is not plugged in!!!

 

[~SG~]

Hilarious thread.