Greetings Mine to Yours

[Wokamuka]

To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishee.

To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

 

[fredfam1]

Don't know if you saw this one!

Politically Correct Potscrubbers
Do you lay awake night after night,worrying endlessly about global warming?
I know I do!
Do you wonder, What can I as an individual do to help?
Me too! We must all do our part,Because together we CAN make a difference.
Help eliminate the use of fossil fuels,by discarding that evil nylon pot scrubber, and replace it with PCPs! PCPs are made from all natural loofa!
Do your part to eliminate corporate greed. Our scrubbers are manufactured locally.
Not only do we support the local economy,and donate most of our profits to local hunger relief, (very local)
we even work on a primitive level to save our natural resources.
Instead of using steel scissors ( allowing evil corporate steel manufacturers to profit)
individual members of our family faithfully chew through each fiber carefully snipping and nibbling them to square perfection. We are gradually losing our teeth but hey,
the environment is worth it! They are then washed by hand in the river,
using only biodegradable soaps that were hand made by a family down the street,
on their wood stove and using the ash to make their own lye, stirred with a stick with the bark still on it.
They are then hung out to dry ,on a clothes line made of renewable hemp,
incorporating the use of solar power!
My 7 children will place each PCP in a recycled zip lock bag,
(note to neighbors, please rinse bags before disposing of them, otherwise it gets really gross) saving our land fills and fossil fuels, a double win! PCPs are made from a renewable resource, that adds oxygen to the air and provides local growers with income.
Each loofa plant provides a shelter for local flora and fauna,and for every one loofa harvested two more are planted, while chanting a ritualistic verse and simultaneously beating drums and invoking mother earths blessing on future crops and giving thanks for the ever increasing population of the environmentally conscious,because after all, there is one born every minute, and thanks for the incom…..um opportunity to do our part to save the environment.
SEND CASH ONLY TO:
PCPs SAVING THE WORLD
PO BOX 203
GRAND RONDE, OR
97347
$1.95 plus .50 shipping and handling
PS. This is a REAL product.
2 Responses to “ONLY IN AMERICA”
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1. 1 Lana January 21, 2007 at 3:55 am

This is FUNNY!! Do you really sell these things? Your words just dance on the page and keep my mesmorized.
2. 2 mommasarmyboots January 21, 2007 at 4:35 am

Why yes I do! and if everyone who wants one sends me a SASE of at least 5 by 7 in size I will glady offer these for the special price of only $1.00! You can’t beat that deal! Order now for those Unique Valentines day gifts. It says, If I let you scrub mine,
Will you be my Valentine?
Cash only, all returns offer an instore credit ^-^

 

[Wokamuka]

To be P.C.

To think that my grandmother, who believed she was being politically correct, said, "coloreds".

 

[fredfam1]

To think that my grandmother, who believed she was being politically correct, said, "coloreds".

My kids grandmother gets really mad about PC speech. She
especially gets angry about the meaning of "Gay" being
changed. She says, "What is it with kids nowadays!? IN
MY DAY, Gay meant HAPPY! It had NOTHING to do with
a persons sexual oreintation! People ought NOT to be allowed
to mess with word definitions like that!

She's the one who also says, "Live fast, die hard, and leave a
good lookin corpse!"

 

[Wokamuka]

IN MY DAY, Gay meant HAPPY! It had NOTHING to do with a persons sexual oreintation!

And, today in these American high schools (who think 'Clueless' is, like, so kewl), "gay" now means "not cool," as in, a total loser nerd who thinks he's, like, all that.

Labels are so frustrating . . . they detract from the real picture: you.