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A Mafia don has a deaf accountant keep his legitimate set of books, since the man can't overhear anything illegal in case the accountaint is ever gets a subpoena to testify.
The deafie works out well for many years, until the godfather finds out the bookkeeper has skimmed off at least ten million bucks.
When the godfather confronts the deaf accountant about the missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the ten million bucks you screwed me out of?"
The attorney signs: "Where $10,000,000 embezzled you?"
The bookkeeper signs back: "Not know what mean he."
The attorney tells the godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The godfather pulls out a .45 pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the accountaint: "Kill you if you not tell!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! I tell! Money in brown suitcase. Bury behind shed in Cousin Enzo's backyard. Enzo live at Queens!"
The godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
The deafie works out well for many years, until the godfather finds out the bookkeeper has skimmed off at least ten million bucks.
When the godfather confronts the deaf accountant about the missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the ten million bucks you screwed me out of?"
The attorney signs: "Where $10,000,000 embezzled you?"
The bookkeeper signs back: "Not know what mean he."
The attorney tells the godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The godfather pulls out a .45 pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the accountaint: "Kill you if you not tell!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! I tell! Money in brown suitcase. Bury behind shed in Cousin Enzo's backyard. Enzo live at Queens!"
The godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
