Awauphi
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Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was one sexy
looking blonde lady!
He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, "I bet I can keep
an
eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom."
She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the
bet.
He took his glass eye out, placed it beside the drink and went
to the
bathroom. "Bet you I can bite my own ear," Mickey challenged
next.
The bet was accepted. He took out his false teeth & nipped his
ear.
Once more he scooped up the money.
"Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back.
I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a
thing."
Now that was one thing she knew about, so she accepted the bet.
Mickey lifted her skirt & away they went.
"I can feel you." she giggled.
"Oh well," he grinned, "You win some, you lose some!!"
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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her groin?
So her male would get delivered to the right box.
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the Empire
State Building..... How do you tell them apart?
The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.
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Did you hear about the blonde who got a Toy Poodle for her
Birthday??
She Killed It Trying To Get The Batteries Up It's Ass!
got this via email
looking blonde lady!
He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, "I bet I can keep
an
eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom."
She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the
bet.
He took his glass eye out, placed it beside the drink and went
to the
bathroom. "Bet you I can bite my own ear," Mickey challenged
next.
The bet was accepted. He took out his false teeth & nipped his
ear.
Once more he scooped up the money.
"Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back.
I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a
thing."
Now that was one thing she knew about, so she accepted the bet.
Mickey lifted her skirt & away they went.
"I can feel you." she giggled.
"Oh well," he grinned, "You win some, you lose some!!"
====================================
Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her groin?
So her male would get delivered to the right box.
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the Empire
State Building..... How do you tell them apart?
The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.
===============================
Did you hear about the blonde who got a Toy Poodle for her
Birthday??
She Killed It Trying To Get The Batteries Up It's Ass!
got this via email
