What's the most stupid /unbelievable thing you ever heard?

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Okay, for me, I've heard plenty..
1) a friend telling me that she takes two hours to put on makeup.
2) a bunch of guys saying that the Terry Fox runs shouldn't have the name Terry Fox in the names of the races.
3) that one girl decided to do a drug at a summer camp and ending up running away and tackled to the ground...
Sadly, these quotes are all true.
 
LoveBlue said:
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:laugh2: that's hysterical

okay I'm game. I worked with a woman that was just brain dead, but even she never came close to the stupidest thing I have ever heard come out of anyone's mouth ever.

I was in highschool and was a cashier at Shaws (grocery store) this woman had a bag of apples, not a prebagged on, but one she filled and you pay by weight. Anyway, so I put the bag on the scale and am about to ring them up. She goes "wait!! wait!!! I want to get the air out so it weighs less".

:shock: I swear. To God. I think I gave myself a hernia or something stifling my laughter.
 
I was trying to type one word in all caps, but it kept showing up in proper case which would not have had the same "meaning" and I was concerned that it would have come across wrong.
 
Anyone under the influence of what-have-you, just listen. The sad thing is, they speak of exaggerated self diagnosis of their lives, although hilarious, they eventually become of what they speak of (psych circles refer to this as placebo effect). The latest I've heard is about getting involved in an orgy and days later thinking he contracted an STD not sounding concerned. What-evah dude, yeah I'll drink to that syphillis that's itchin' ya! :lol:
 
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A dog needs to be with it's owner , no else can touch or play with it , in order to potty train.
 
Rio said:
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A dog needs to be with it's owner , no else can touch or play with it , in order to potty train.
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Just an FYI I know about dog training.

During training, it's true because the trainer needs to establish an alpha male/female effect of authority.

At other times, it doesn't matter, then its bull.
 
LoveBlue said:
I was trying to type one word in all caps, but it kept showing up in proper case which would not have had the same "meaning" and I was concerned that it would have come across wrong.
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oh here I was thinking you meant that her thinking that those were the stupidest, most unbelievable things she ever heard......was the most stupid/unbelievable thing you ever heard. Wrong? lol
 
So far, the only thing I can say that would be the stupidest I heard was that ground black pepper causes cancer. (It doesn't) Or, just recently I had a lady try to argue with me at a restaurant when I told her I could not have any of their desserts due to my dairy allergy, she was adamant that I could have ice cream. She kept saying that ice cream was not made with milk, only cream. I asked what cream was made with and she said milk, but ice cream had no milk. I gave up and asked for the check.
 
I buy and sell bikes so I got few things.

1. We agreed on price of $90 for a bike. He wanted to pay by check. I had to tell him, cash only. He then wanted bike for $85 because it'll cost him money to drive to ATM to get money.

2. Customer came on a Tuesday. We agreed on $80 for a bike. She said she gets paid on Friday. I said ok. Then Friday comes and now she wants bike for $40.
 
My former boss...every thing out of that man's mouth was stupid...as for the most unbelievable thing I heard - also from my former boss..."Jesus told me to take the day off." Funny, Jesus never seemed to tell him to get his ass in gear and get to work.

Laura
 
KristinaB said:
So far, the only thing I can say that would be the stupidest I heard was that ground black pepper causes cancer. (It doesn't) Or, just recently I had a lady try to argue with me at a restaurant when I told her I could not have any of their desserts due to my dairy allergy, she was adamant that I could have ice cream. She kept saying that ice cream was not made with milk, only cream. I asked what cream was made with and she said milk, but ice cream had no milk. I gave up and asked for the check.
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:laugh2:...Someone told me one time that if you bit ur fingernails , it caused Cancer...and also...if men did not have Sex...it would eventually kill them....
 
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SeanB said:
Rio said:
A dog needs toO be with it's owner , no else can touch or play with it , in order to potty train.
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Just an FYI I know about dog training.







During training, it's true because the trainer needs to establish an alpha male/female effect of authority.







At other times, it doesn't matter, then its bull.
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This dog is older not a puppy. It was a stray dog off the street. She meant . I couldn't talk to it or play with it bec the dog followed me. My sis in law needs to get off her big butt , put the leash on the dog and it take it outside not use training pads. The dog is a young mama dog. My sister in law is pure BS
You are eighth about it establishing it's master the owner. I have a little bit of dog training knowledge . This dog is older , they tend to poop if they don't like a person , that dog didn't like my sister in law it repeatly pooped in her room lol
 
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Rio said:
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This dog is older not a puppy. It was a stray dog off the street. She meant . I couldn't talk to it or play with it bec the dog followed me. My sis in law needs to get off her big butt , put the leash on the dog and it take it outside not use training pads. The dog is a young mama dog. My sister in law is pure BS
You are eighth about it establishing it's master the owner. I have a little bit of dog training knowledge . This dog is older , they tend to poop if they don't like a person , that dog didn't like my sister in law it repeatly pooped in her room lol
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Yeah, didn't notice its age if it was mentioned, I agree, there's more to a dog than just to be petted. Your sis at least should learn from your example. :)
 
That soap and deodorant will cause cancer and thus for you should not use it...(uh...no) oh and toothpaste as well.

And that if use garlic all over your body it will heal cancer...

This was all from the same person, can you say insane? They got this from a book and wholeheartedly believed it! I'm can't think what's worse...the guy who wrote the book and made money off it, the publisher that was stupid enough to publish it....or for the many idiots that bought it and swallowed every word?
 
At my old job, working in Architect firm and I was a manager of CAD dept plus IT. One day we had an power outage for a very short time. Everything seem to be ok and the server have no interruption. Then later, one guy waved at me saying that he couldn't get a file off of the server. I checked and truely enough that I couldn't get on the server. So, I went to the server room and found out that the UPS (Uninterruptable power supply) didn't switched back to normal electric instead of running on battery. The server was completely shut down. You know, there's something wrong with switching system. So, I decided to move all the plugs off of UPS to power strip.
Suddenly, saw my boss who is partner of the company, walking toward the server room (see him through the glasses door), and he opened and took a peek through the opening of the door and said:
"Do you know what you are doing?"
Me (puzzled, and holding the three prong power plug): "No, I never seen this plug before, where this go?? What this do?"
Boss dropped his head so low, facepalmed. Then he closed the door walking away with his head shaking....
I was hoping that I made him more nervous...

Me thinking..that was the stupiest question he ever asked me.
 
dereksbicycles said:
I buy and sell bikes so I got few things.

1. We agreed on price of $90 for a bike. He wanted to pay by check. I had to tell him, cash only. He then wanted bike for $85 because it'll cost him money to drive to ATM to get money.

2. Customer came on a Tuesday. We agreed on $80 for a bike. She said she gets paid on Friday. I said ok. Then Friday comes and now she wants bike for $40.
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sorry thats just hysterical !!
 
justagirl said:
That soap and deodorant will cause cancer and thus for you should not use it...(uh...no) oh and toothpaste as well.

And that if use garlic all over your body it will heal cancer...

This was all from the same person, can you say insane? They got this from a book and wholeheartedly believed it! I'm can't think what's worse...the guy who wrote the book and made money off it, the publisher that was stupid enough to publish it....or for the many idiots that bought it and swallowed every word?
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OMG they must smell soooooooo bad!!!
 
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