Encourage Palin to run, 2012

rockin'robin

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She's dropping out but if you encourage her to run here's what you can expect:

1) Breast enhancement surgery.

2) Lip enhancement. Fuller, poutier lips.

3) Buttocks enhancement.

4) Upper lip hair removal.

5) Botox treatment for crowsfeet and frown lines.

6) Appear in Hustler and Penthouse magazine.

7) Appear braless during GOP debate.

8) Drink tea at a T.E.A rally.

9) Get rid of granny glasses and get contacts.

As President she will:

1) Increase funding for scientific research for allopecia.

2) Increase scientific research funding for EFD (erectile function disorder), male and female impotence.

3) Increase scientific research funding to biotechnology companies that manufacture Cialis, Viagra, male enhancement, etc.

4) Make it a felony for any woman under the age of 30 to wear grandma underpants.
 
She's dropping out but if you encourage her to run here's what you can expect:

1) Breast enhancement surgery.

2) Lip enhancement. Fuller, poutier lips.

3) Buttocks enhancement.

4) Upper lip hair removal.

5) Botox treatment for crowsfeet and frown lines.

6) Appear in Hustler and Penthouse magazine.

7) Appear braless during GOP debate.

8) Drink tea at a T.E.A rally.

9) Get rid of granny glasses and get contacts.

As President she will:

1) Increase funding for scientific research for allopecia.

2) Increase scientific research funding for EFD (erectile function disorder), male and female impotence.

3) Increase scientific research funding to biotechnology companies that manufacture Cialis, Viagra, male enhancement, etc.

4) Make it a felony for any woman under the age of 30 to wear grandma underpants.
I disapprove of this.
 
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