In case you can't read it,
"With 3 barrels, a fast horse, and a winning time. Who needs a cowboy?"
For retired people, like myself:
"We're spending our children's inheritance!"
(We don't actually have kids, ourselves; we are spending our nieces' and nephews' inheritance. So far I haven't seen a bumper sticker to cover that.)
My friend made me a magnetic sticker that says SO MANY PEDESTRIANS SO LITTLE TIME.
My favorite one that I saw a bumper sticker on 18 wheelers truck that says:
Careful while passing, Tobacco Driver!
"If you can read this, you are too close"
I need that one sometimes.
If you can read this, thank a teacher.