Old McDonald had a ....

"you're back ??? I thought I lost you to Luke earlier. Or maybe the Hamburglar. At any rate, pass me the soap and the ...."
 
toy frog and let's take a bath together while Old Macdonald searches for....
 
Earth, as he does not feel comfortable in the galaxy that is far, far, away......
 
and he sees Earth through his telescope, so he gets on his little spacecraft and zooms back, all the while he is drinking ...
 
Red bull! If not for his addiction to this highly caffeinated beverage, things might have gone differently. But as he took his eyes off the sky to open his third can in fifteen minutes..............
 
Hoth! He crashed into a deep snowfield, and after recovering consciousness he rolled over on his back and opened his eyes. And then he saw eyes looking back at him...
 
that looked to be pure gold. At that moment Old McDonald decided to trek to California to try his hand at gold mining, so he ....
 
So he put his degree in physics to good use and quickly constructed a new ship, powering it with uranium harvested from the eyes of the ancient and priceless Hothian statue that he had crashed into. McDonald wasn't always the most perceptive guy....
 
Bottesini said:
So he put his degree in physics to good use and quickly constructed a new ship, powering it with uranium harvested from the eyes of the ancient and priceless Hothian statue that he had crashed into. McDonald wasn't always the most perceptive guy....
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And his spaceship landed in Sarah Palin's back yard and he said My God you can see Russia from your house...
 
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whatdidyousay! said:
And his spaceship landed in Sarah Palin's back yard and he My God you can see Russia from your house...
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:lol: Next thing he knew, Sarah Palin was standing on the back porch aiming her bow and arrow at him. Uh oh, thought McDonald, I hope my college track team experience helps me now.....
 
Bottesini said:
:lol: Next thing he knew, Sarah Palin was standing on the back porch aiming her bow and arrow at him. Uh oh, thought McDonald, I hope my college track team experience helps me now.....
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OR my head will be mounted on Sarah Palin's wall next to Bingo head....
LOL!!
 
So he sprinted away quickly, stopping only to pull out what he thought was his map to the gold mines in California, but it actually was ...
 
AlleyCat said:
So he sprinted away quickly, stopping only to pull out what he thought was his map to the gold mines in California, but it actually was ...
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was his magic wand and he ended up in the White House fixing Joe Biden hair plugs and thinking WTF ...
 
This is not what I signed up for when I was at Westpoint. So giving up on adventuring he started hitchhiking back in the direction of his farm......
 
to where he started singing the song "Old Mac Donald had a farm....."
 
But when he got to the chorus, he felt a great deal of wetness on his face, and suddenly awakened to see his old friend Bingo had tracked him all the way.

Immediately after, a solar eclipse occurred, and while the world was in darkness, McDonald and Bingo saw something with flickering lights begin to descend from the sky.....
 
McDonald and Bingo suddenly follow the flickering lights path...
 
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