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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for
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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UPs? ?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells THEIRS
