Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?

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Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
 
That'd be Smokey Bear. That's his name. Not Smokey the Bear. You wouldn't call Santa Claus as Santa the Claus would you?

:)
 
kokonut said:
That'd be Smokey Bear. That's his name. Not Smokey the Bear. You wouldn't call Santa Claus as Santa the Claus would you?

:)
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:giggle: ....It's Smokey the Bear...."the Bear" becuz just Smokey could mean someone's name....so to make sure the joke is perceived about a bear, hence...Smokey the Bear....There's only 1 Santa Claus (e)....(kids think this way)...but adults believe/are that they're "Santa Claus(e)"....Anyhow, this is one of my favorite jokes...kinda cute, ain't it?
 
Jiro said:
it's Smokey Bear.
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Don't follow that...I've got a friend named Smokey, dogs & cats are named Smokey...and the joke is about a "Bear"...there's only (1) "Smokey the Bear" that most people recognize right off the bat....
 
Babyblue said:
Rockin.. Put it together. :)

Smokey Bear is his full name.
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ahhhh...used to call my better half "Smokey Bear"....(due to his hairy chest)...had a cat named Smokey....a friend named Smokey....jeez!....alright...alright!...Alright! (as Seinfield says)....Smokey Bear...it is....
 
lol well - even though your hubby, cat, friend, etc are named Smokey.... we all still know Smokey Bear as the Bear.

no biggie but this joke was funny
 
rockin'robin said:
ahhhh...used to call my better half "Smokey Bear"....(due to his hairy chest)...had a cat named Smokey....a friend named Smokey....jeez!....alright...alright!...Alright! (as Seinfield says)....Smokey
Bear...it is....
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:lol: It is all good. I used to call him Smokey the Bear too, until my daughter corrected me. You are not the only one. :)
 
Same here!

Smokey the Bear.

I think it's a Deaf thing.

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no, it's not a deaf thing. I think I called him Smokey the Bear too. I will get to to the bottom of this and figure out the extra need for the pronoun.

Damn koko and semantics :dizzy:
 
Ah ha!

Check these images out. We are visual learners so this must be it:

smokeybanner.jpg

Smokey_the_Bear_1.jpg

smokey_the_bear-224.jpg

SMOKEY1.jpg


That should explain it.
 
I don't have a problem with calling him Smokey Bear or Smokey the Bear - I'll do whichever accommodates the speaker (signer).

Someone got problems though, I think... The rest just seemed like general corrections.
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Image that describes the ideology of "OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS" Internet meme.
 
Well, ya know....the story, "Smokey The Bear"...and when Smokey is talked about,,it's usually "Smokey Bear" said this or that.....

snif, snif...have I got a "troll"???...Don't really see the flap in how I worded it....can't please everybody!
 
rockin'robin said:
:giggle: ....It's Smokey the Bear...."the Bear" becuz just Smokey could mean someone's name....so to make sure the joke is perceived about a bear, hence...Smokey the Bear....There's only 1 Santa Claus (e)....(kids think this way)...but adults believe/are that they're "Santa Claus(e)"....Anyhow, this is one of my favorite jokes...kinda cute, ain't it?
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Yep! Funny and cute.
 
rockin'robin said:
Well, ya know....the story, "Smokey The Bear"...and when Smokey is talked about,,it's usually "Smokey Bear" said this or that.....

snif, snif...have I got a "troll"???...Don't really see the flap in how I worded it....can't please everybody!
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Well, the official website supports both names and explained the origin of "Smokey the Bear."

So... Mr. Technical isn't really Mr. Technical.
 
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