BUTTHURT REPORT FORM
(INTERNET VERSION)
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DATE AND TIME THAT YOU EXPERIENCED BUTTHURT: 5/21/2010 3:08PM
PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT.
- Message Board Post
PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT.
- I found out my internet-boyfriend /girlfriend is cheating on me using an alias.
(Y) Were there tears?
(Y) Was there permanent mental scarring from the butthurt?
(Y) Was there lost sleep from the butthurt?
(N) Did you miss work or arrive late to work because of the butthurt?
(Y) Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as switching off your computer and going outs ide for a while?
(Y) Were there emergency phone calls or text messages that cost you minutes?
(Y) Was there any incident of Carp al Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up long-ass Butthurt Rebuttals?
PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THE BUTTHURT.
- They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world, and also so I can have access to all their personal in formation so I can stalk them.
DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT?
- I wrote a six thousand word response detailing the extent of my butthurt and emailed it to them or posted it in their blog comments.
- I sent an incoherent flame to them from a dummy account.