A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

O...

M...

F...

G...

Ha, gasp! What?! I'm sorry, this really falls under "undignified deaths." They must not have had any idea it would do that... It's best that he died rather than survive this, as he would loose his ability to stay independently mobile, probably even metabolize food properly.

JFC... I swear, there will be payback for this.
 
A prank gone wrong......

That's so sickening and a horrifying way to die.

Yiz
 
yizuman said:
A prank gone wrong......

That's so sickening and a horrifying way to die.

Yiz
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It's such a horrifying way to die that it's enough to turn my hair white. :shock:

I can't believe anyone would put up an eel up thier friend's behinds. :shock:
 
Obviously sick!
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I can tell thats how souggy wants to go :laugh2:

BTW isn't Sichuan China where that last major earthquake struck awhile ago?
 
I wonder if that either I think of chef rubbing or whip on his ass? Ugh, dead has meet something horrible.
 
hohDougRN said:
I can tell thats how souggy wants to go :laugh2:

BTW isn't Sichuan China where that last major earthquake struck awhile ago?
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At least I am not dumb enough to put a stick up my ass to pleasure myself, then end up dying from thousand of Black Widow spiderlings hatching from an accidentally de-attached egg embedded in my own rectum.
 
I think the most epic "undignified death" was a guy in Argentina (I think?) who was having sex with a rooster...

A giant boulder fell ontop of him in the middle of the act.

It was even verified by Snopes!
 
souggy said:
At least I am not dumb enough to put a stick up my ass to pleasure myself, then end up dying from thousand of Black Widow spiderlings hatching from an accidentally de-attached egg embedded in my own rectum.
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Woah! :shock: That really is a freaky story, who the heck did that?
 
souggy said:
I think the most epic "undignified death" was a guy in Argentina (I think?) who was having sex with a rooster...

A giant boulder fell ontop of him in the middle of the act.

It was even verified by Snopes!
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I can't find it on snopes.
 
souggy said:
I think the most epic "undignified death" was a guy in Argentina (I think?) who was having sex with a rooster...

A giant boulder fell ontop of him in the middle of the act.

It was even verified by Snopes!
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I think I saw the pictures of that death.
 
souggy said:
At least I am not dumb enough to put a stick up my ass to pleasure myself, then end up dying from thousand of Black Widow spiderlings hatching from an accidentally de-attached egg embedded in my own rectum.
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J***s! That's a horrid way to go. :shock:
 
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