How manly are you guys???

Birdie said:
lol, thought so

Alex, make 'em garlic fries so I can breathe on you for being so cheap earlier :p
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Okay, I'll throw in a bear burger and a shot of vodka. Final offer.
 
TheWriteAlex said:
I did that when I was 4 or 5 years old. I swear I could practically hear some kind of sickening sound as the nail slid into my feet.

I had a tetanus shot just a couple weeks ago as a matter of fact. Come on now. I took a deep breath and before I had even finished inhaling the nurse said it was over.

Come back when you've had a set of rabies shots. :cool2: (no, I haven't had any. I'd probably scream like a girl...)
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I had one time a nurse who had to draw blood from my vein in my forearm, stuck a needle in it and part of it broke off inside. I didn't know it at first until she managed to get the broken end and pulled it out with her fingers. Had to do it a 2nd time.
 
kokonut said:
I had one time a nurse who had to draw blood from my vein in my forearm, stuck a needle in it and part of it broke off inside. I didn't know it at first until she managed to get the broken end and pulled it out with her fingers. Had to do it a 2nd time.
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yeah that happened to my niece when she was 2. sickening to see.
 
After shower, I tried opening the sliding shower glass door but the shower glass door wheel got dislodged. I tried to put it back on the rail. the entire shower glass door (2 doors) shattered. So here I was.... million pieces of glasses everywhere including where I was standing on. My feet and hands were bleeding. I stood there all naked, yelled for help to my parents while I continued to bleed. Stood there for a few minutes too long and nobody came... I had to get myself since I was bleeding and bleeding... probably less than a pint of blood. Stepped on all these glasses like walking thru a floor of hot coals. Finally got out.. saw that I was home alone.... well shit - called my dad to get me to hospital cuz I need some stitching.

waited for about 30 min. while waiting - I cleaned up myself, took piece of glasses off me as much as I can, controlled the bleeding. the bathroom looks like a murder scene. Finally my dad came and got me to hospital... took some x-ray to see if I have some glasses inside my finger and feet. yep I did. Doctor digged around for tiny pieces... cleaned up my wound... did some stitching... the end.
 
Jiro said:
After shower, I tried opening the sliding shower glass door but the shower glass door wheel got dislodged. I tried to put it back on the rail. the entire shower glass door (2 doors) shattered. So here I was.... million pieces of glasses everywhere including where I was standing on. My feet and hands were bleeding. I stood there all naked, yelled for help to my parents while I continued to bleed. Stood there for a few minutes too long and nobody came... I had to get myself since I was bleeding and bleeding... probably less than a pint of blood. Stepped on all these glasses like walking thru a floor of hot coals. Finally got out.. saw that I was home alone.... well shit - called my dad to get me to hospital cuz I need some stitching.

waited for about 30 min. while waiting - I cleaned up myself, took piece of glasses off me as much as I can, controlled the bleeding. the bathroom looks like a murder scene. Finally got to hospital... took some x-ray to see if I have some glasses inside my finger and feet. yep I did. Doctor digged around for tiny pieces... cleaned up my wound... did some stitching... the end.
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Were you in the buff during the entire ordeal? If so, we have a winner. Humiliation and pain.
 
Birdie said:
Wow... (dryly) you had kidney stones, about 1/200,000th the size of a baby.

You sure do have me beat!
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yes, but they're passing through a much smaller hole...



Okay, just reading this thread is starting to cause me pain.
 
Birdie said:
child... birth...

AND I paid for it.

Yay I win!
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Hey Birdie...

I did go through twice (one natural and second one was C-Section) and plus i had breast removed to make it look manly chest last year..... Let me tell you what happened at the hospital in early morning on May 16th which i haven't forgotten about that incident..... after i got my surgery on the 15th and stayed over night at the hospital in Oroville. I rang the male nurse to take me to bathroom, so he did take me there..... And my left chest got bleeded heavily and i got all white flash on my face and passed out and fell backwards to the shower shall for a couple of min and then the nurse came and woke me up to pull me up and back to the bed.... Whew!!!!!!!!!

Say are you from Chico area right? If so, we are at in Chico also near corner of East Ave and Nord Ave areas.....
 
posts from hell said:
Were you in the buff during the entire ordeal? If so, we have a winner. Humiliation and pain.
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yup. as naked as Bart Simpson

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