The Things Game

That was not Tofu I in the salad that I served you. Oh by the way! Thanks, For the compliments on my salad.
 
4. "Fluffy told me to tell you that if she ever sees you again, you'll lose a finger."
 
:confused: are we talking about a vet as in a pet dr or a vegan as in someone who doesnt eat meat?
 
My dog was humping the cat last night... Is there something you can do, to help my dog?
 
1. "I enjoy picking my nose and eating my boogers."
 
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... hey wait... is that a camera!?"
 
4. News Commercial Break, "So I told her, 'Next time don't answer the phone because it could be my wife'. OH! Welcome back, today's top story..."
 
5. "BREAKING NEWS: In 10 minutes, GE will shut down all power grids due to global conflict."

Things you should never say to a Judge in court:
 
1. "My Lord, did anyone ever tell you that you're such a beautiful woman? Almost like a young William Shatner!"

(Sentenced to life.)
 
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