The Language of Women

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3

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This is priceless Lisa!!!! Gotta send this out to my friends... The bad news is: this is SO true <giggle>
 
This is priceless Lisa!!!! Gotta send this out to my friends... The bad news is: this is SO true <giggle>

That's exactly why I found it so funny! I say these things to my boyfriend all the time!

Fortunately, he still loves me. :laugh2:
 
That's exactly why I found it so funny! I say these things to my boyfriend all the time!

Fortunately, he still loves me. :laugh2:

NOt FUNNY! I've had women do variations of the above, but usually ended in a cold silence. Sometimes we even tried to make one another jealous by flirting with someone else. At one point, I just decided to "take a piss" - meaning I abandoned her, literally! What can I do when a motor mouth just won't quit? LOL
 
:rofl: at SOB. literally, its a good idea to leave her right there. unless she is coming back for you. :Ohnoe:
 
NOt FUNNY! I've had women do variations of the above, but usually ended in a cold silence. Sometimes we even tried to make one another jealous by flirting with someone else. At one point, I just decided to "take a piss" - meaning I abandoned her, literally! What can I do when a motor mouth just won't quit? LOL

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I actually heard myself saying "Whatever" (in the tone I would use w/my ex) when I read that... oh so true!!!
 
heh! this can be true if the men doesn't know how to play the game. :naughty:
 
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