Drinking does not make you fat.

[Babyblue]

This is a joke I have received from a friend of mine recently.

Drinking does not make you fat!


It makes you lean....

Lean on walls, lean on chairs, Lean on ugly people.

 

[Bottesini]

Sadly true!

 

[Babyblue]

Sadly true!

Something to look out for on New Years Eve. Specifically, I will look out for the leaners.

 

[shel90]

Funny but so true!

 

[Babyblue]

Funny but so true!

That is what makes this joke so hilarious!

It has truth in it!

 

[radioman]

heh - true - so true!

 

[Jolie77]

Haha, That is true. I like the twist to this.

 

[Babyblue]

I'm sure I will be leaning this New Years Eve!

 

[posts from hell]

Something to look out for on New Years Eve. Specifically, I will look out for the leaners.

I'm sure I will be leaning this New Years Eve!

Flip......Flopppp!!!

I do not drink, so I'll welcome you to lean on me.

 

[Babyblue]

Flip......Flopppp!!!

I do not drink, so I'll welcome you to lean on me.

I will be looking out for the leaners.

and lean on them!



Gawd! PFH Hope ya not ugly!

 

[posts from hell]

I will be looking out for the leaners.

and lean on them!



Gawd! PFH Hope ya not ugly!

Ok, I made a mistake. you wouldn't lean on me. you probably will jump on me, provided you're a member of the opposite sex.

:P

(yes, i'm bragging if you're looking between the lines...)

 

[Babyblue]

Leaners do not discriminate.

 

[posts from hell]

Uhoh... All the more reason to stay sober... "Hi Leaner, Meet Chair!"

 

[Babyblue]

(Sssluuring!) whhat sist zew btalking awout?

Yous mey newest sbested. fwreid!

 

[posts from hell]

yousss saa awwssumm! rwaakk on!

 

[Babyblue]

yousss saa awwssumm! rwaakk on!

 

[David]

Flip......Flopppp!!!

I do not drink, so I'll welcome you to lean on me.

Why don't you drink?

 

[Christer]

I don't get it what you mean but cheap joke.

 

[posts from hell]

Why don't you drink?

Several reasons:

1.) Expensive - I have a very high tolerance.

2.) Fear of losing control - the very same reason Trump doesn't drink.

3.) I'm the DD

 

[Tousi]

I don't get it what you mean but cheap joke.

If you don'ty get the joke, then how do you think it is cheap???