Ten Years Without Parole!!!

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" TEN YEARS WITHOUT PAROLE "


A convicted felon name Calvin was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news.

Because Calvin had to be careful, he worked his way home taking little travelled routes, running across deserted fields and taking every precaution he could think of.

Eventually he arrived at his house and he rang the bell.


His wife Joile opened the door and bellowed at him, "You good-for-nothing bum! Where the hell have ya been? You escaped over six hours ago."

Sudden NorthStar arrive at Joile and Calvin's home and said: " Calvin, I am here to arresst you but I let you go if you give me $10,000 and I won't tell the cops where you are!

Calvin gave him a box full of dough and hand it to NS and when NS drive away and stop to check his cash, it turn out Calvin gave him a boxful of chicken eggs!

Calvin said: Jo, I escape and let go to CANADA!

The end! :naughty::laugh2:
 
LOL hee heeee Hope NS don t get upset you gave him boxful of eggs when it not really $10,000 dollars LOL
 
NS forgot to check the box before driving away to make sure its real cash, bad move on his part :giggle: On the bright side, he can eat eggs everyday different ways :rofl: good one GTM
 
Oceanblue7 said:
NS forgot to check the box before driving away to make sure its real cash, bad move on his part :giggle: On the bright side, he can eat eggs everyday different ways :rofl: good one GTM
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LOL thanks,, better cover your nose because NS been eatting all the eggs! ha :cool2::naughty::laugh2:
 
GarnetTigerMom said:
LOL thanks,, better cover your nose because NS been eatting all the eggs! ha :cool2::naughty::laugh2:
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