A Swedish woman found a penis in bottle of ketchup

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Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP



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Eh? How the hell can that happen? What kind of penis was it? It's obviously not a human penis since it won't fit in a bottle. ;)
 
VamPyroX said:
Eh? How the hell can that happen? What kind of penis was it? It's obviously not a human penis since it won't fit in a bottle. ;)
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Lauren Bobbit picked it up from outside ground and put it in the ketchup. :eek:
 
What a crazy world !! :rofl: Geez whiz .......
 
Sabrina said:
Lauren Bobbit picked it up from outside ground and put it in the ketchup. :eek:
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why do you keep saying LAUREN!?!? IT IS LORENA!!!!!! :rofl: you CRACK ME UP GIRL!!

i was just thinking the same thing too SHEESH!! :-o
 
Errrr, someone didn't like how their hamburger was prepared, so...penises shall roll!!! Or...in this case, be chopped off and then placed into an unsuspecting customer's bottle of ketchup. ;)
 
zesty said:
thought you were getting enough of that from your hubby!?
but obviously not!! :-o
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She is disappointed, there is no flavor on it. ;) We need to send her a package various flavor strawberry, vanilla and chocalate. :naughty:
 
Sabrina said:
She is disappointed, there is no flavor on it. ;) We need to send her a package various flavor strawberry, vanilla and chocalate. :naughty:
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Where did you learn that? :eek2: It's definitely not from Charlie's Chickie's advice! I'm impressed. :thumb: You're right, I need them all!

Zesty, you can have the bloody penis. :hug: Generousity is a good thing!
 
Malfoyish said:
Errrr, someone didn't like how their hamburger was prepared, so...penises shall roll!!! Or...in this case, be chopped off and then placed into an unsuspecting customer's bottle of ketchup. ;)
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:wtf:

Girl, what is wrong with you? :laugh2:
 
Wow, many men got their penis cut off by themselves or by women...

Do men really need their penis???? We got Doctors who can
insert sperms in women.... to get pregnant.
But is penis really necessary or do men really need it???

:dunno:
 
Miss*Pinocchio said:
Wow, many men got their penis cut off by themselves or by women...

Do men really need their penis???? We got Doctors who can
insert sperms in women.... to get pregnant.
But is penis really necessary or do men really need it???

:dunno:
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:roll:

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Yes, men need their organ. That part of the anatomy isn't only used for sex. Excretory functions are also involved. I asked you this once before, but do you have any idea what happens when urination is interrupted? Besides that, the removal of the penis is very damaging to a man. It's not just about sex, Ms P.

Use your brain next time. Good grief!
 
Is it time for me to start posting hilarious female mutilation stories? Maybe not. Male amputations and mutilations are so much funnier. :ugh2:
 
Oceanbreeze said:
:roll:

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Yes, men need their organ. That part of the anatomy isn't only used for sex. Excretory functions are also involved. I asked you this once before, but do you have any idea what happens when urination is interrupted? Besides that, the removal of the penis is very damaging to a man. It's not just about sex, Ms P.

Use your brain next time. Good grief!
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well not only that.. women need it to play with!! :naughty: :D
 
VamPyroX said:
Eh? How the hell can that happen? What kind of penis was it? It's obviously not a human penis since it won't fit in a bottle. ;)
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Maybe ape's penis? :D
 
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