Immigrants....geeze

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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States.



He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"


The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."


The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."


The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."


The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !


That person puts up his hand and says,


"I am from Middle East . I am not American."


He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"


She says, "No, I am from Africa ."


Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"


The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

 
What else do you expect in NEW YORK CITY which is known as International population?
 
I have a Mexican daughter so if I laugh at this joke, I am insulting her. Not going to do that.
 
I have a Mexican daughter so if I laugh at this joke, I am insulting her. Not going to do that.

Yep, my Japanese aunt and her half Japanese son are certainly hard working people not living off any form of government payment.
 
Oh boo hoo.... wasnt a personal attack. Damn some people just dont get it,
 
Oh boo hoo.... wasnt a personal attack. Damn some people just dont get it,

In today's time and age its PR nightmare if someone said it on TV :giggle:


Immigration issue is a sensitive topic in US right now I refuse to discuss my opinion as I'll get backlash from it no matter which side of fence I'm on.
 
Ill run to both sides of the fence and say the same thing... doesnt hurt my feelings any... Isnt that right Kemosabe !
 
But then again, Y'all laugh at any other joke....riiiiight...
I should quote what in the comedian's bible.
 
And then finally immigrant met American, and he asked "Why aren't you working?"

American says, "No, I am on SSI, free money, why should I work since my SSI amount is almost same as part time job?"

:whistle:
 
My this and my that.... why is it you all take it as a personal attack? Poor me, poor you...
I have a mix of everything in me, Ha hahahaha, its damn funny!
my daughter is half mexican, my family is of several races, religions...ect... and we all find it hilarious.... whats so personal about it?
Make sure you dont go around preaching it elsewhere ( and I know you do )
Hide behind that screen oh Allah of the cyber world.
 
And then finally immigrant met American, and he asked "Why aren't you working?"

American says, "No, I am on SSI, free money, why should I work since my SSI amount is almost same as part time job?"

:whistle:

Hahahaha... and right there is so true that its funny in itself. Am I offended? Why should i be.
If it was a blind person? A Deaf person? same outcome.
 
And then finally immigrant met American, and he asked "Why aren't you working?"

American says, "No, I am on SSI, free money, why should I work since my SSI amount is almost same as part time job?"

:whistle:

Aaaand with that, he confidently grabs the shoulders of an African American guy and exclaims "i LOVE AMERICA!"

Annoyed the black guy shouts "yo! F*** You Motherf*****!!"

Falsely assuming he was being welcomed, exclaims back "F*** YOU TOO!"

:P
 
Aaaand with that, he confidently grabs the shoulders of an African American guy and exclaims "i LOVE AMERICA!"

Annoyed the black guy shouts "yo! F*** You Motherf*****!!"

Falsely assuming he was being welcomed, exclaims back "F*** YOU TOO!"

:P

"Why don't we start another civil war?", Tourist asked.
 
Now we're talking...lmao
Femme Fatale... that was just downright funny, that would be exactly, right on the nail head, what people in St. Louis would say, word for word...love it !
 
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