Yo mamas so fat

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She looks at a menu and says... OK
 
I worked with a guy off and on for many years. He would complain about all his vehicles with springs broken down on the passenger side and how he had to go to the chiropractor cause it was putting his back out sitting driving angled like that.
Eventually he showed up at a party with her. Smiles... tiny, petite slender woman bright and shiny as a new penny...

Meanwhile there is a town south of here with such an obesity problem the city council passed an ordinance no more than three abreast on the side walks and one woman in particular got a billing for cracked sidewalks from her car to her office. The Seismic Monitors that the University of Alaska and the USGS stationed there had to be moved to a new location several miles from town. There is a revolution brewing there. Many are worried.
 
goodonya said:
I worked with a guy off and on for many years. He would complain about all his vehicles with springs broken down on the passenger side and how he had to go to the chiropractor cause it was putting his back out sitting driving angled like that.
Eventually he showed up at a party with her. Smiles... tiny, petite slender woman bright and shiny as a new penny...

Meanwhile there is a town south of here with such an obesity problem the city council passed an ordinance no more than three abreast on the side walks and one woman in particular got a billing for cracked sidewalks from her car to her office. The Seismic Monitors that the University of Alaska and the USGS stationed there had to be moved to a new location several miles from town. There is a revolution brewing there. Many are worried.
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that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up
 
...you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
 
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
 
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