Yo mamas so fat

Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabeties

Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
 
Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabeties

Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

Holy sh....

We're not worthy! :bowlol:
We're not worthy! :bowlol:
 
Holy sh....

We're not worthy! :bowlol:
We're not worthy! :bowlol:

You may rise
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... that she had to use a satellite dish as a diaphragm (used in the vagina, on the cervix - to help prevent pregnancy).

:D
 
Yo mamas so fat that she wears the Capital Beltway as a belt.
 
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