Odd Craigslist Posting

**Jiro** · 06-24-2009, 03:44 AM

If shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)

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Peeps! Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 24 bike in the last three weeks alone!

Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and shit and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things ****ing suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some shit when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican shit. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike.

Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHA****ERS! WU TANG!

Larry

* Location: NYC area
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

um.....

*I posted 2 pix found from the craigslist posting. it's a pix of this Woody Allen-like brother and other is him in motorcycle

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 03:58 AM

This loser needs to get a life.

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 03:59 AM

Wu Tang?

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 04:00 AM

This part of the listing made me laugh:

"And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there."

Hwy99 · 06-24-2009, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Hear Again

This part of the listing made me laugh:

"And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there."

A very embrassement thing for a biker to say!

About the ad,

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Hear Again

This part of the listing made me laugh:

"And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there."

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Originally Posted by PuyoPiyo

A very embrassement thing for a biker to say!

That's true.

JamieLynn · 06-24-2009, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Hear Again

This loser needs to get a life.

I can only agree with you on that... and I thought I had no life

Maybe he might also consider going to see a doctor

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JamieLynn

I can only agree with you on that... and I thought I had no life

Maybe he might also consider going to see a doctor

Yeah. A very good psychiatrist. That or he needs IP treatment.

JamieLynn · 06-24-2009, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Hear Again

Yeah. A very good psychiatrist. That or he needs IP treatment.

Not sure what IP treatment is but it sounds all right with me

(it says treatment after all)

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JamieLynn

Not sure what IP treatment is but it sounds all right with me

(it says treatment after all)

Sorry about that. IP means inpatient.

Involuntary commitment is another good option. I normally don't like to use this emoticon, but I think it fits this person...

**shel90** · 06-24-2009, 09:03 AM

Maybe it is his way to get his thrill fix?

**Bottesini** · 06-24-2009, 09:54 AM

**Rio** · 06-24-2009, 10:42 AM

Jiro, you going to call him , so you can see how cool you look on your bike? :rofl2: JK JK JK JK

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 10:47 AM

Ocean

**sequoias** · 06-24-2009, 12:33 PM

That guy reminds me of the guy who runs the RePC store and he's a Mac user.

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sequoias

That guy reminds me of the guy who runs the RePC store and he's a Mac user.

That's funny!

**Jolie77** · 06-24-2009, 12:43 PM

That is one bizzare Craiglist Post.

It just shows how some people are getting to do something for a kick.

**sequoias** · 06-24-2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hear Again

That's funny!

Yea, he doesn't look like a cool-sports biking-loving dude, just a normal hard working family guy. I think it's so funny what it said which would scare away the wu tang dudes on the bikes.

**Jiro** · 06-24-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Oceanblue7

Jiro, you going to call him , so you can see how cool you look on your bike? :rofl2: JK JK JK JK

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 12:57 PM

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sequoias

Yea, he doesn't look like a cool-sports biking-loving dude, just a normal hard working family guy. I think it's so funny what it said which would scare away the wu tang dudes on the bikes.

Stupid question, but what is wu tang? Is that a biker group? Sorry. I'm ignorant when it comes to this kind of thing.

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 12:59 PM

Oh and your post was funny seq!

**sequoias** · 06-24-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hear Again

Stupid question, but what is wu tang? Is that a biker group? Sorry. I'm ignorant when it comes to this kind of thing.

I don't know...I just made it up. I guess he made it up, too. The word sounds funny.

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sequoias

I don't know...I just made it up. I guess he made it up, too. The word sounds funny.

You're right. It does sound funny!

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 01:06 PM

I just did a Google search for Wu Tang and they're a hip hop group!

**Jiro** · 06-24-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Hear Again

I just did a Google search for Wu Tang and they're a hip hop group!

yep they are but Wu-Tang has this famous hand gesture that was often copied by the youths for other purpose. I know you have CTS but try this - extend out your palm and then try to cross your middle finger with 4th finger. Your hand is now W-shape. lastly - put your thumb in middle of palm. there you go - WU-TANG!!!!!

It is often used to say "you got ownz" in a provoking/enticing way. I've used this a lot when I was young

Another way to use it - use your 2 "Wu-Tang" hands and then land it in a criss-cross way at your waist - WU-TANG!!!!

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiro

yep they are but Wu-Tang has this famous hand gesture that was often copied by the youths for other purpose. I know you have CTS but try this - extend out your palm and then try to cross your middle finger with 4th finger. Your hand is now W-shape. lastly - put your thumb in middle of palm. there you go - WU-TANG!!!!!

It is often used to say "you got ownz" in a provoking/enticing way. I've used this a lot when I was young

Another way to use it - use your 2 "Wu-Tang" hands and then land it in a criss-cross way at your waist - WU-TANG!!!!

I didn't know that!

Hear Again · 06-24-2009, 01:31 PM

Jiro,

I'm not familiar with gang culture or hand signs since I grew up and live in a suburb where we did not have any problems with gangs. I wouldn't know the first thing about Wu Tang or anything else for that matter.

**Jiro** · 06-24-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hear Again

Jiro,

I'm not familiar with gang culture or hand signs since I grew up and live in a suburb where we did not have any problems with gangs. I wouldn't know the first thing about Wu Tang or anything else for that matter.

Wu-Tang fad was popular in suburb as well. These kids..... got nothing better things to do than listen to those trash....

(sorry to those who like Wu-Tang but it's trash to me)

I don't know gang hand signs either but I've seen it in movie. It's silly.

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Hear Again Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 20,122 Blog Entries: 6	Jiro, I'm not familiar with gang culture or hand signs since I grew up and live in a suburb where we did not have any problems with gangs. I wouldn't know the first thing about Wu Tang or anything else for that matter.