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Jiro

Jiro

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If shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)

Peeps! Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 24 bike in the last three weeks alone!

Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and shit and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things fucking suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some shit when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican shit. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike.

Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG!

Larry

* Location: NYC area
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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um..... :crazy:

*I posted 2 pix found from the craigslist posting. it's a pix of this Woody Allen-like brother and other is him in motorcycle
 
This part of the listing made me laugh:

"And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there."

:laugh2:
 
JamieLynn said:
Not sure what IP treatment is but it sounds all right with me :laugh2: (it says treatment after all) :giggle:
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:laugh2:

Sorry about that. IP means inpatient.

Involuntary commitment is another good option. I normally don't like to use this emoticon, but I think it fits this person... :crazy:
 
Maybe it is his way to get his thrill fix?
 
Jiro, you going to call him , so you can see how cool you look on your bike? :rofl2: JK JK JK JK:laugh2:
 
:rofl: :rofl: :laugh2: That guy reminds me of the guy who runs the RePC store and he's a Mac user.
 
That is one bizzare Craiglist Post.

It just shows how some people are getting to do something for a kick.
 
Hear Again said:
That's funny! :laugh2:
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Yea, he doesn't look like a cool-sports biking-loving dude, just a normal hard working family guy. I think it's so funny what it said which would scare away the wu tang dudes on the bikes. :laugh2:
 
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