Would You Remarry?

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Angel

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I got this from a dear friend of mine, CODAChild thru email! Thought of sharing with you guys, heh...




A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading





when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....




WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"




HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"




WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"




HUSBAND: "Of course I do."




WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"




HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."




WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)




HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)




WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"




HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."




WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"




HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"




WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"




HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."




WIFE: ! "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"




HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."




WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"




HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."




WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"




HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."



WIFE: -- silence --




HUSBAND: "sh*t."
 
:rofl: I remember getting that from email long time ago.. It cracked me up...

She got him....
 
Hehe! :lol:

Wonder if she suspected in the first place!

By the way, never seen this joke before. Thanks Angel.
 
:rofl: that husband got :Owned:

I remember for see it a long time ago... I don't mind to read them again becaue its really good one...
 
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