World's Shortest Books....

[rockin'robin]

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
____________________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
________________________________________

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
______________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
_________________


Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
_________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
____________________________________

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
_________________________________
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
____________________________________

HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
__________________________________
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
__________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
__________________________________
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
_________________________________________

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
_________

MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreward by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
____________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
___________________________________________________
AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
________________________________________________________
And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

 

[Sares]

ROTFLMAO Thank you Robin once again you have brightened my morning, now I can drag myself to work with a smile. "Guide to the Pacific"

 

[caz12]

religious studies.....a blank page, author me

 

[MintyOreo]

That's so funny!

Except... Some Amish DO have phones. Some of them have cell phones or telephones, for business purposes. And they sometimes use payphones, too. At least, the Amish that I grew up with did. (And I grew up in Lancaster, PA. All of my neighbors were Amish.)

 

[green427]

 

[saywhatkid]

Well, let's have some balance, shall we?

"Weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq" by GWBush.

 

[MsSaraB]

haha! Where do you find all this stuff?

 

[TXgolfer]

How about. "What I Know about Psychology" By.... Oh never mind

 

[CSign]

How about. "What I Know about Psychology" By.... Oh never mind

That was a good one

 

[saywhatkid]

Or "What I know about Deafness" by Hearing Parents.

 

[Sares]

Or "What I know about Deafness" by Hearing Parents.

Tell that to my mom, she thought "denial" was a river in Egypt

 

[TXgolfer]

Or "What I know about Deafness" by Hearing Parents.

A sequel to post 8?

 

[saywhatkid]

A sequel to post 8?

The book you chose has too many subjects to be short.

 

[CSign]

Tell that to my mom, she thought "denial" was a river in Egypt

 

[TXgolfer]

My Photos From The Kent State Massacre by ......

 

[CSign]

My Photos From The Kent State Massacre by ......

You're on a roll, aren't you!

 

[saywhatkid]

My Photos From The Kent State Massacre by ......

You seem to be obsessed. There is medication for that.

 

[TXgolfer]

You seem to be obsessed. There is medication for that.

Thx for the advice.

 

[TXgolfer]

You're on a roll, aren't you!

 

[saywhatkid]

Thx for the advice.

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