Wife's New Panties

[rockin'robin]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, along with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments during the game, the wife would uncross her legs, just long enough for her husband to see.

Finally she'd done it enough times from him to ask "Are you wearing crotchless panties?

"Yessss," she answered with a seductive smile.

"Thank God," he said. "I thought you were sitting on the cat."

 

[Miss-Delectable]

 

[rolling7]

Why would he think that unless his wife was always "shaved/bald"
Which is for you? hairy or bald? Me? don't matter.

 

[radioman]

lol, oldie but goodie. I seen a variation of this joke. When husband notices the crotless panties and wife wants to know if he wants sex, he says HELL NO! look at what it did to your panties!!!!

 

[Hammond Ham]

Another great story/joke.....Hammond Ham

 

[AmberLynn]

That one never gets old.

 

[rockdrummer]

There was another one kind of like that and it ended where the husband said he is not going near that puzzy because look it ate a hole in your panties.