What's something that you never want to hear a doctor say?

[Alex]

I'd say "It's time for your anal examination!"

 

[wickedeyed]

"Ain't Ebola a bitch?" : Doctor behind a clear plastic tube.

 

[illustrator]

"Yep... you are going to die soon..." *look at the report again* "Oops.. wrong patient."

 

[Stevey Boy]

Wow. Your penis is very impressive. Have you ever thought of being a porno actor?

 

[allisonjoy]

good one!

 

[SyrOrange]

"you're ok but we want to cut you open anyways!"

 

[illustrator]

"Good news! You are a father!"

 

[Xoxostarss]

you're going to need kidney transplant.

(i got a lot problem with my kidney)

 

[illustrator]

Originally posted by Xoxostarss
you're going to need kidney transplant.

(i got a lot problem with my kidney)

awww...... I am so sorry. I hope you do well...

 

[Xoxostarss]

Originally posted by Xoxostarss
you're going to need kidney transplant.

(i got a lot problem with my kidney)

thanks...

other thing i dont want to hear doctor say....

You cant have baby of your own.

 

[illustrator]

Originally posted by Xoxostarss
thanks...

other thing i dont want to hear doctor say....

You cant have baby of your own.

I hope not!

 

[Bythefrozenlake]

OB/GYN: Damn, thats wide!

 

[Stevey Boy]

^ "Damn! I would hit it!"

 

[BabyPhat21]

Originally posted by Stevey Boy
Wow. Your penis is very impressive. Have you ever thought of being a porno actor?

I hope they refer them to me the future sex psychologist!

 

[MDCodeRedFreak]

Originally posted by Bythefrozenlake
OB/GYN: Damn, thats wide!

ewww !! LOL

 

[e]

"It's time for blood test" or "You'll need an IV"
Boy, I really HATE needles. I hated when my blood sucked out by the needle, I fainted or almost.

 

[Stevey Boy]

Watch out for the vampires living under your bed!

 

[j.r.e.]

"bad news... ur balls have cancer"

 

[VamPyroX]

We're gonna have to operate again. I left my watch in there.

 

[Beauty2Girls]

What would u feel if it is woman/doctor? which u prefer woman or man?