CatoCooper13
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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady
struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the
next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up and they headed to the river to his
fishing boat and started on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river and
the
gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
passionate love to the man right there in the boat!
When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, he
had
just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they
came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady"Up or
down?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes and made wild passionate
love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
fishing
again the next day. She said yes and there they were the next day,
riding
in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river and the elderly
gentleman asked, Up or down?"
The woman replied"Down."
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the
river when he came upon another fork in the river, so he asked"Up or
down."
She replied "Up." This really confused the gentleman, so he asked,
"What's
the deal?"
"Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to up or down, you made
passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied,"Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought
the choices were fuck or drown."
struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the
next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up and they headed to the river to his
fishing boat and started on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river and
the
gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
passionate love to the man right there in the boat!
When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, he
had
just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they
came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady"Up or
down?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes and made wild passionate
love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
fishing
again the next day. She said yes and there they were the next day,
riding
in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river and the elderly
gentleman asked, Up or down?"
The woman replied"Down."
A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the
river when he came upon another fork in the river, so he asked"Up or
down."
She replied "Up." This really confused the gentleman, so he asked,
"What's
the deal?"
"Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to up or down, you made
passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied,"Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought
the choices were fuck or drown."
That's a good one!!! 
