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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make
this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist"
garb... They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the
sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous topless blonde in a
thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but
stare...
As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said: "Good morning Father,
good morning Father" nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then passed on by. They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they
went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These
were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them...Once again
the two priests in mufti settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy
the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing
only a string bikini bottom came walking towards them. Again she nodded
at each of them, said "Good morning Father" and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a
minute young lady..."
"Yes?" she replied. "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to
know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela" she replied.
ROFLOL,IMAO
this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist"
garb... They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the
sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous topless blonde in a
thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but
stare...
As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said: "Good morning Father,
good morning Father" nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then passed on by. They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they
went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These
were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them...Once again
the two priests in mufti settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy
the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing
only a string bikini bottom came walking towards them. Again she nodded
at each of them, said "Good morning Father" and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a
minute young lady..."
"Yes?" she replied. "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to
know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Angela" she replied.
ROFLOL,IMAO
Lucky bastards! 
Old joke, but still got a chuckle out of it. Thanks.
LOve it!! veryy funnieeee!!
