Two hunters are out in the woods

[Miss-Delectable]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

 

[MaxUFC]

Not-so-bright hunter!

 

[Jabber]

*Hit self head*

STUPID! Still funny.

~ Bri

 

[Animal_Lover]

 

[VamPyroX]

That reminds me of a joke I heard about this guy who thought his wife was having an affair. Hehehe!

 

[Woofy]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

HAHAHA!!! That's awful!