coffeeeeman
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Martha Stewart is well known for her "Decorative touch." she is able to make cake frosting out of cow dung, and able to decorate a toilette to look like a birdbath, but what do you think out of the top ten things she will make or do in prison will be Number 1? I've left the Number 1 Blank..Give it your best shot.
10 - Make Drapes for her cell window using bunk sheets
9 - Mold hardened bread into a female tool that will wilt away after use so the guards will never know.
8 - Tattoo a dress over her cell mates naked girlfriends picture tattoed onto her arm..Using a fork and food dye.
7 - While on Ktchen duty she throws in a couple of roaches into the Mac and Cheese and calls it "Chili Mac"
6 - Tells the Guards, "It's not hooch, it's cooking sherry."
5 - Mumbles to herself...should have given co-workers fresh jam, baked goods, and a raise and not minimum wage and sara lee cakes for holidays."
4- Hard up Martha Propositions a guard..The guard says "I practice safe sex"..Martha makes a condom out of a zip lock bag.
3- Makes deodorant form unrinal cakes
2- Developes a whole new prison wardrobe with a blue jumper and a hole on the backside..she calls it The Blue Light special.
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10 - Make Drapes for her cell window using bunk sheets
9 - Mold hardened bread into a female tool that will wilt away after use so the guards will never know.
8 - Tattoo a dress over her cell mates naked girlfriends picture tattoed onto her arm..Using a fork and food dye.
7 - While on Ktchen duty she throws in a couple of roaches into the Mac and Cheese and calls it "Chili Mac"
6 - Tells the Guards, "It's not hooch, it's cooking sherry."
5 - Mumbles to herself...should have given co-workers fresh jam, baked goods, and a raise and not minimum wage and sara lee cakes for holidays."
4- Hard up Martha Propositions a guard..The guard says "I practice safe sex"..Martha makes a condom out of a zip lock bag.
3- Makes deodorant form unrinal cakes
2- Developes a whole new prison wardrobe with a blue jumper and a hole on the backside..she calls it The Blue Light special.
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