The Internet is so wonderful.

rockin'robin

rockin'robin

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I started using it just a few years ago and since then, so many incredible, beautiful things happened to me!

I got ripped, enlarged my penis, bought cheap quality Viagra, a new Rolex and met hordes of gorgeous young horny women from around the neighborhood.

Now I have to pay for everything, but that's OK - just have to wait for the call from my new Nigerian friends and collect my jackpot.

Boy, the internet is full of nice, honest wonderful people!
 
I have won several lotteries, had offers of marriage, been shown a ridiculously easy trick to save money on insurance, job offers that pay 90k a year for part time work from home, and many more.
 
LOL... I thought I was going to have to say, "You got onto the Internet recently, huh?" Consider this...

"The Internet Reformation, as the Daily Bell cleverly terms it, is happening. As a result, the social contract between states and individuals is changing and a great transition is taking place: sovereignty is gradually moving back from the state to its rightful place: individuals. So let us continue to break down false beliefs. War is not Peace. Freedom is not slavery. Ignorance is not strength."
 
You wouldn't believe how many iPods tvs gift cards, phones, electronics and even cash I got!
 
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