Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?
Well...you'll love this one.
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting
room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .
'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
'when did you graduate?' i asked.
He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'
'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat ass,
grey-haired,
decrepit,
son-of-a-bitch asked:
'what did you teach?
Well...you'll love this one.
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting
room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .
'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
'when did you graduate?' i asked.
He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'
'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat ass,
grey-haired,
decrepit,
son-of-a-bitch asked:
'what did you teach?