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Some people from the old alldeaf might remember this but for the rest of you it should be fun.


Death Test



P.S. please post the results
 
October 14, 2056
at the age of 81 years old.

From...
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Edited this to add the list of probable causes of death.
 
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July 11, 2041
at the age of 67 years old.
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Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%) :laugh2: :rofl:
Drowning (9%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
 
August 21, 2032
at the age of 59 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 15, 2058
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (17%)
Drowning (9%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
 
January 6, 2050
dead at the age of 71 years old :shock:

Cancer (36%)
Electrolysis (16%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
 
Guess I'll be the oldest so far to this point...
 

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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 1, 2065
at the age of 84 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
 
Originally posted by SilenceGold
Guess I'll be the oldest so far to this point...

I will die two weeks and one year after you and the same age - weird close to your first death anniversary, maybe you can show me around Heaven :) be my deaf angel???
 
Originally posted by BabyPhat21
I will die two weeks and one year after you and the same age - weird close to your first death anniversary, maybe you can show me around Heaven :) be my deaf angel???

Shore! I'll do that!
 
:shock:
You can expect to die on:
April 27, 2078
at the age of 97 years old.
Cancer (43%)
Drowning (12%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
 
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