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1. George W. Bush - "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." 
2. Jessica Simpson, singer for the compliment she gave Gale Norton, Secretary of the Interior, while touring the presidential mansion: "You've done a nice job decorating the White House." :stupid:
3. George W. Bush, U.S. President, - "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
4. Latrell Sprewell, Minnesota Timberwolves' NBA player, who, despite making $14 million per year, suggested that he would not go all out to help his team win a championship, for his reason for turning down a three-year extension for $21 million: "I got to feed my family."
5. Jimmy Swaggart, evangelist, for his Biblical guidance in a televised sermon: "I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died." :Ohno:
6. Charles Barkley, former NBA player, for his explanation of why players charged into the stands and brawled with fans during a Pistons-Pacers game, which resulted in the NBA issuing the harshest suspensions in the Association's history: "Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him."
2. Jessica Simpson, singer for the compliment she gave Gale Norton, Secretary of the Interior, while touring the presidential mansion: "You've done a nice job decorating the White House." :stupid:
3. George W. Bush, U.S. President, - "Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
4. Latrell Sprewell, Minnesota Timberwolves' NBA player, who, despite making $14 million per year, suggested that he would not go all out to help his team win a championship, for his reason for turning down a three-year extension for $21 million: "I got to feed my family."
5. Jimmy Swaggart, evangelist, for his Biblical guidance in a televised sermon: "I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died." :Ohno:
6. Charles Barkley, former NBA player, for his explanation of why players charged into the stands and brawled with fans during a Pistons-Pacers game, which resulted in the NBA issuing the harshest suspensions in the Association's history: "Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him."