Questions No Man Want To Hear

figures... I never experienced a real relationship at all blah but now after I looked at this thread I'm not gonna pressure a guy to meet my parents again til I'm 100% ready to introduce him to my family better be in serious relationship first of all :roll:
 
Questions no woman (or at least this one ;)) wants to hear

1. How tall are you?
2. Do you think I'm going bald?
3. I know some women don't like back hair, but I think it is a sign of masculinity. What do you think?
4. Can you look at my toenail/sore/unmentionable body part? It looks kinda green/oozy/moldy.
5. Am I your first serious boyfriend?
6. Was that the best ever for you?
7. [Exiting your bathroom] Um...do you have a plunger?
8. Do you have any money? I'm not going to get paid for another week and just need a few bucks....
9. [After meeting the folks] Did you parents love me? Parents always love me.
10. You aren't seeing someone else right now, are you?
11. I got a B/C on that last exam. How did you do?
12. You can't smell anything here from the bathroom, can you? :run:
 
I second that!

sequoias said:
here's my scernio:

girl: am I fat?
guy: you are beautiful no matter what and why am I there with you? there is no reason to insult yourself and make yourself low.
girl:awww that is so sweet, I should not insult myself, there is no point to it. *hugs*
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morbid-mongoose said:
Yeah, I know. It's just the area I live in. All of the guys here are very rude. It's depressing. :lol:
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Remember, mentally and emotionally, you're ahead of most of the guys. Give them a year or two, then watch your shoes go up in the air. If you've got it, flaunt it. ;) Know what I mean? Dress like a lady and be very nice, including a million dollar smile, see what the guys do. ;)
 
Where do we stand?
Because women get BORED, they want to get married and have kids and stuff.


Do you ever think about your ex-girlfriend?
Because we want to know if we women are better than your ex girlfriend.
We love competition. Tell us, "You cook better than my ex girlfriend."
Then we will go "Yay, Woo Hoo, I won your heart".

Do you want to have kids?
Because if you say yes... we can have one NOW. Why wait?
If you say NO, then BYE, You're wasting our time.

Am I fat?
Because we are tired of watching our figuress, trying to lose weight
and tired of doing diet and exercise. If you say, "No, I love you
just the way you are." Then we will just stuff our mouth with food
and let our body GO.

Does your mother like me? (even worse, can I meet your parents?)
Because we want to know them before we say, "I do" If they
turned out to be eeky, we will RUN.
 
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