Questions No Man Want To Hear

VamPyroX said:
Questions No Man Wants to Hear

Five questions no man wants to hear in the first three months (whether he is crazy about you or not!).

Where do we stand?
The Reason: It makes you look desperate. Men love a challenge and despite what they say, think, or how they act, they don’t want you to define the relationship. Let him take the lead now or he never will.

Do you ever think about your ex-girlfriend?
The Reason: This shows a man that you are not secure with yourself. Even on those days that your zit is huge, your clothes are too snug, and your hair is filled with frizz; you must act like a “Bond Girl.” It is the difference between making a man fall in like or in love.

Do you want to have kids?
The Reason: Again, it’s about control. The man wants to take the lead. Let him coo-coo over the baby in the grocery store. You will have plenty of time to let him know that you have already named your three future children. Take the first three months to let him say the D-word (Daddy) first.

Am I fat?
The Reason: If he didn’t like they way you looked, he would not have dated you: bottom line! Don’t point out your flaws to him or give him a reason to find any imperfections. To him you are timeless and flawless; make sure you stay that way.

Does your mother like me? (even worse, can I meet your parents?)
The Reason: His mother is the other woman in his life. Let him decide when it is the right time for you to meet her. He may want to make sure she is ready to meet you. You are the woman who may take her little boy away from her. This is a big step; let him take it at his pace.

SOURCE: Questions No Man Wants to Hear : DivineCaroline
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Which one of these lists you don't want to hear ?
 
(got this in email and sound good one for this)

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! JUST SAY IT!

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every questions.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. IN FACT, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us!

1. If something we said can be interpreated two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, NOT BOTH. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commericals.

1. Christoper Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be stratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
 
nozobo said:
(got this in email and sound good one for this)

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! JUST SAY IT!

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every questions.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. IN FACT, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us!

1. If something we said can be interpreated two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, NOT BOTH. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commericals.

1. Christoper Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be stratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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OOOPS, I have pulled some of these tricks on my hubby expecting him to respond to the way I want him to and when he didnt, we get into an argument. I will keep those suggestions in mind. LOL!
 
VamPyroX said:
Yes, but the problem is... what's the correct answer to that question? There isn't.

Scenario #1
Girl: "Am I fat?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Don't lie, you're just trying to make me feel better. I can't believe you would like like that!"

Scenario #2
Girl: "Am I fat?"
Boy: "Yes."
Girl: "How dare you! Can't you even be considerate of my feelings?"

Scenario #3
Girl: "Am I fat?"
Boy: "No comment."
Girl: "Oh, so you probably think I am fat... but won't say anything. Eh?"Don't lie, you're just trying to make me feel better. I can't believe you would like like that!"

Scenario #4
Girl: "Am I fat?"
Boy: "No comment."
Girl: "Aw, come on... say something. Be honest."
... go back to scenarios #1, #2, or #3 ;)
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:bowlol: I love that one!!! It is so true and it has happened to me when I asked the fat question.
 
shel90 said:
OOOPS, I have pulled some of these tricks on my hubby expecting him to respond to the way I want him to and when he didnt, we get into an argument. I will keep those suggestions in mind. LOL!
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Yep, we ask the question, and then when we get an honest answer, we get pissed! LOL!
 
Well,, Speak of men don't like to hear those questions,, what about the women? Some of us women don't want to hear guys asking us how many boyfriends you had? How many men you had sex with? Are you open mind? Am I sexy? geez! Some men needs to understand we women don't want to answers goofy questions and personal questions.
 
Maria said:
Supposely, if you happen fall in love with BBW - I mean, just right personality that suit you... will you help her losin' weight ? It also means BOTH of you need to help each other workin' on it.
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If she asked for help, yes. Othewise, my mouth is shut. However, if she is eating twice or three times as much as I do at one meal, then there's a problem that needs to be addressed.
 
I learned this from my pastor this week, what women need to know about men? Number one was REAL men love REAL women.
 
jillio said:
Yep, we ask the question, and then when we get an honest answer, we get pissed! LOL!
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:lol: Indeed, It's like we want the honesty but when they give us the truth, we don't like it but Hey, sometime the truth bites whether we like it or not.
 
pek1 said:
If she asked for help, yes. Othewise, my mouth is shut. However, if she is eating twice or three times as much as I do at one meal, then there's a problem that needs to be addressed.
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My hubby eats three times as much I do. Do I need to address it with him?
 
pek1 said:
If she asked for help, yes. Othewise, my mouth is shut. However, if she is eating twice or three times as much as I do at one meal, then there's a problem that needs to be addressed.
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Thanks for bein' open-ness. :hug: I think some men need to hear from women. Some women like to " talk " about issues what Vampy have stated in his first original post. Men sometimes need to open up and have a good " talk ", too.

I know there's some men out there who don't want to hear about " common " questions, but that needs to be addressed in a candid way. It's all about life, ya know ? :)
 
shel90 said:
My hubby eats three times as much I do. Do I need to address it with him?
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What's his metabolism like? Can he eat and burn it or will he be big enough to require a tow truck to haul his casket when he dies when the time comes? Same goes for the woman. I've seen a woman that the skin on her ankles was dragging on the outside of her shoes and nearly dragging on the floor because she was just way bigger than a whale. That, shel, is an eating disorder and she'd better get to a doctor and get that taken care of. I just cannot fathom the pain, not to mention the embarrassment of looking like that and the fact that when a person is so huge, the only clothing they can wear is sweat pants and the like. Yikes!!
 
Some people do have hidden issues which cause them to eat a lot, like depression, boredom, whatever. You can't necessarily judge a book by it's cover, or a person by their weight. And they will go to their doctor and discuss it, but sometimes it takes the courage to say "I want to change for myself" in order for a woman to actually go out and change. Doctors can tell you what to do, but they can't force you to do it.

So you can tell a person who is overweight to go see a doctor, but it's really up to the person whenther they want to lose the weight and make a change. They have to want to do it for themselves. So, before you judge the outside, try getting to know the inside.
 
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pek1 said:
Being only 16, dear, you have a lifetime still ahead of you. Why do you want to be tied down now? Figuratively, not literally.
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Yeah, I know. It's just the area I live in. All of the guys here are very rude. It's depressing. :lol:
 
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