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Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be havin' the fingers and I'll see what I can do'.
Paddy said, 'I haven't got the fingers.'
'Whadda ya mean you haven't got the fingers?
Lord Thunderin' Jesus, it's 2009!
We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring the fingers?!?'
And Paddy said,
'How the f*ck was I 'spose to pick them up !!!
He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be havin' the fingers and I'll see what I can do'.
Paddy said, 'I haven't got the fingers.'
'Whadda ya mean you haven't got the fingers?
Lord Thunderin' Jesus, it's 2009!
We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring the fingers?!?'
And Paddy said,
'How the f*ck was I 'spose to pick them up !!!
