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Three old men are sitting around the coffee shop one morning. When the Sixty year old turns to the other two and says, "Sixty is the worse. Every morning I wake up, stand infront of the toilet and nothing comes out."
The Seventy year old replies, "You think that's bad? Seventy is much worse. I deprive myself of my bacon and eggs and eat lots of fibre. Yet every morning I just sit on the can but nothing comes out."
The Eighty year old says, "No no. Eighty is by far the worse."
The Sixty year old says, "Do you have trouble taking a leak?"
The Eighty year old says, "Nope. I take a leak every morning at 6:00."
The Seventy year old says, "Do you have trouble taking a dump?"
The Eightly year old says, "Nope. I take a dump every monring at 6:30."
The Seventy year old asks, "Well you can take a leak, and take a dump. So what's so darn bad about eighty?"
To which the Eighty year old replies, "I don't wake up till 7:00!!"
The Seventy year old replies, "You think that's bad? Seventy is much worse. I deprive myself of my bacon and eggs and eat lots of fibre. Yet every morning I just sit on the can but nothing comes out."
The Eighty year old says, "No no. Eighty is by far the worse."
The Sixty year old says, "Do you have trouble taking a leak?"
The Eighty year old says, "Nope. I take a leak every morning at 6:00."
The Seventy year old says, "Do you have trouble taking a dump?"
The Eightly year old says, "Nope. I take a dump every monring at 6:30."
The Seventy year old asks, "Well you can take a leak, and take a dump. So what's so darn bad about eighty?"
To which the Eighty year old replies, "I don't wake up till 7:00!!"
