My most embarassing moment, think you can beat it?

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Okay, in an attempt to get people talking on this seemingly barron evening, I thought it'd be cool to share (if you dare - if not just have a quiet giggle about everyone elses) your most embarassing moment.

Naturalich, I will go first... Oh so many to choose from...

Okay, this happened when I was in my 2nd yr of Uni, I was in the music theatre production and was part of a 'dream girls' type trio - the girlfriends from Company! Anyways... it came to the dress rehearsal and our costumes were not finished!:shock: They were minute blue sequined mini dresses that barely covered us at the best of times with slits up the sides... you get the idea, they were SHORT and tight! As I was saying, these dresses weren't finished come dress rehearsal but we had to do it anyways! All mine was held together with at the back was a few measley pins! Needless to say, during a fairly energetic dance routine, I managed to lose all of said pins to reveal my strawberry french knickers to everyone behind me which included the entire cast back stage, and the SUPER HOT male lead, my male housemate and another girl from my course who were sitting directly behind me!

Everyone found it absolutely hysterical but like a true professional, I carried on and finished the dance with one hand behind my back clutching my dress together although it wasnt too successful and everyone had a chance to get a good look!

MORTIFYING!!!!
 
Ok I will give it a go....

I once sent a Text intended for a girlfriend....an "explict" text, To my entire phone list....

Also....my wedding tux had holes inside the pockets so that you could discretely adjust your tux shirt when it would start to puff out. Well this shirt was the worst and kept puffing up so I got mad and finally gave the shirt 8 or 10 good tugs.....That's not embarassing. But....this is in my wedding video. And it doesnt look like I am trying to adjust my shirt.....It looks like I am tugging something else instead.
 
I was emailing my hubby who was my fiancee at the time talking very dirty to each other and what we will do to each other later on that evening. Then, I needed to send an email to a list of people so I pressed reply to my hubby and added my grandmother, my mom, my dad, my brother, few of my co-workers, and a few of my friends (Kalista's hubby was one of them on the list..lol) and sent them an email about something forgetting that it included the emails my hubby and I sent back and forth. Kalista's hubby replied first asking if I was horny and I was like "Huh?" Then I looked at the sent mail and saw that it included all of the emails. My mom and my grandmother never replied. I was so mortified!
 
:rofl: good effort shel! your poor grandmother - I bet that was a shock and a half!
 
This is funny now, but it wasn't at the time it happened to me:

My then husband (now ex-husband) and I were returning home from a night out in Manhattan in the summer of 2002. We were staggering home from the LIRR (Long Island Rail Road) station in Queens, we were both quite tipsy. I see 4 teenagers at the end of the block. Two riding bicycles, the others standing on the bike pegs.
As they ride past us, one set on either side of us. My husband gets hit in the head with an empty beer bottle distracting him, at the same time the group on my side grabs my cellphone, which was clipped to my hip pocket of my mini skirt. And they ride away.
Unfortunately, said mini skirt was made out of suede leather with a snap closer front. I had bought the clip within that week so it was really strong.

So yup....as I get mugged for my cellphone they take my skirt with them! So I am standing in the middle of the street in my thong undies. Ahhhh, talk about slowed responses due to alcohol consumption. My husband does not see that my skirt has gone with the muggers, and he goes running after them. I in turn go running down Jamaica Ave. (major super busy street) toward the nearest police station, only about 1 block away. It takes me about 5 minutes to realize that I am technically streaking down the street. And about that long for my husband to get to me, and wrap a freebie extra large t-shirt that we got from the club around my waist.

Traumatizing at the time, but HILARIOUS now.
 
When I was about 16 Went to the beach with my cousins and some friends. Waves were pretty rough that day so we were body surfing!!!

stood up in knee deep water everyone was pointing at me and snickering. Of course I do not wear my Hearing aids while I'm swimming!! Finally my friend dove at me and knocked me back in the water and YELLED!! YOU LOST YOUR TOP. another friend ran and gave me a towel. Never did find that top!!!

I was red as a beet.
 
You embarrass me.
 
Back in 1981 as I was turning 20 yrs old on my birthday. My mom , aunt and cousins took me out to the bar. I was drinking most of the nite. When it was ready to go home. I went in my cousin's car and threw up in her car. LOL The next day there was a wedding and of course there was alcohol but I didnt drink cuz I was hang over so I went home to sleep it off. Everyone knew about it and asking me if I want a beer. I groaned and growled at them.

They still remmy what happened that nite. Poor my cousn's car. LOL
 
Early 60's. I spent the night at this gal's house. A knock at the door. She said she would get rid of whoever it was.

When she comes back in she says it was her brother and she let him sleep on the couch. Well it was pretty cold so I took a blanket in to him and he thanked me. He seemed like a nice sort of guy.

Next day I found out it was not her brother. It was her husband.

It gets worse.

He and I get to running around together. We swing by their house for a quick shower and shave.

He grabs a razor.

I grab a razor.

He says, "You don't want to use that one... She uses it on her legs."

To which I replied, "So I kiss her legs, don't you?"

And then remembered I was talking to her husband.
 
When you have kids, your embarrassing moment is everyday. Privacy doesn't exist around kids LOL
 
Berry said:
Early 60's. I spent the night at this gal's house. A knock at the door. She said she would get rid of whoever it was.

When she comes back in she says it was her brother and she let him sleep on the couch. Well it was pretty cold so I took a blanket in to him and he thanked me. He seemed like a nice sort of guy.

Next day I found out it was not her brother. It was her husband.

It gets worse.

He and I get to running around together. We swing by their house for a quick shower and shave.

He grabs a razor.

I grab a razor.

He says, "You don't want to use that one... She uses it on her legs."

To which I replied, "So I kiss her legs, don't you?"

And then remembered I was talking to her husband.
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:rofl2::rofl2:
 
Lianne knows about this, so I'll repost this New Year's Eve Tradition I accidentally got involved
in! :P

I know you're curious, so here it is: after welcoming the new year at a bar & grill, my friends and I headed to continue our celebrations at a neighbors house. He served up moonshine (illegally made alcoholic drink consisting mainly of pure ethanol). We got SO bombed, I just about lost my memory at that point. Well, my dog and I called it a night and eventually walked back home - but ended up falling in a creek! That's where my memory came back to me. I managed to get me and my dog out of it - at the amusing expense of my friends! Luckily, the police was patrolling nearby and escorted us back home. Talk about freezing our asses off! I think we just made the Norwegians proud! My cell phone (which I rely to get on the internet) was soaked, so I dehumidified it and luckily it works now. Heartsong loved it, considering his breed is the cold weather sort, and I'm taking it easy now with a bruised chest. What a way to start the new year! :P
 
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Hehe! this is great :) thanks peeps! And your NYE story never ceases to make me giggle!
Keep them coming... we can wallow in embarassment together :grouphug:
 
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