Megyn Kelly walks into a bar.

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Timeline for caz:

The primary elections in South Carolina (my state) aren't until February 2016.

SC primary run-off elections are June.

National conventions for both parties are in July.

Presidential election is November.

What?? OMG!! That's a looonnnnngggg long long federal election process. That has gotta cost the american taxpayers a whole lot of pretty pennies.