DreamDeaf said:Measure Up!
(when you were little kid growing up, your mom or dad would measure you against your growth markers on a wall or doorway)
And now this....... Measure Down!
(see how far it drops!)
DeafVeggie said:Alright ladies, I heard you...
Hope that the below message would satisifed you about men:
A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the
different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we
wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age -- In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?"
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of
penises are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
"Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a
man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it
is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas Tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..."
~DV
DreamDeaf said:Well, that's what his nuts reminded me of. Melted marshmallows.
So, yes, men do have that dangly problem later in life, just like us wimmenfolk and our boobies.
DreamDeaf said:One night, I was playing a board game with one couple and several friends, and I had to get up and go to my bedroom to get something, and on the way, I passed the other couple's bedroom...the guy inside had been drinking heavily and was walking to the bathroom down the hall...he was TOTALLY NAKED...and he was in his late 50's at that time, and I saw that his...er...umm...balls were hanging down like melted marshmallows...u know when you have a campfire, you're roasting marshmallows, and sometimes they aren't set on the stick right, they will melt off the stick like a ... u know...like a teardrop hanging off a leaf?
^Angel^ said:DreamDeaf & DeafVeggies....
Hey DeafVeggies,
Good one there, can I please copy your post and save it into my file please?
^Angel^ said:I'm curious here DreamieDeaf, after you have seen this man's balls, were you able to buy a bag of marshmallows and roasting them in the fire and eat them without picture the man's balls in your head?...
DreamDeaf said:Exactly. I havent had a real s'more since 1990.