Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

URL: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&ncid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
 
Heh... I read it earlier and was thinking of posting this here, but thought it was too gruesome/gross to be put here...but looks like you beat me to it anyhow. :laughing:

What was that man thinking when he mistook his own private part for a chicken's neck? :roll:
 
Damn! That's really fucked up! He must have been drunk when it happened! :crazy:
 
This is really absurd and crazy....now unless...just maybe there wasn't any chicken at all??? Think about it...but I much rather NOT go into the details or imagine this!! :barf:
 
Excuse me, I laugh with tears when I read those post. I already pasted & forward your post to my co-workers. They laughing.

I can't imagine that he confused his penis with chicken's neck.

I ask to myself alot of question why he confused his penis with chicken's neck.

Is he nude or what?
Is his penis errect to on the table while he is "working" on them?
Is he drunk or what?

I'm sorry because I can't stop laughing.
 
disgusting... :ugh:

but yeah like vampy said...he must've been drunk or something.
 
Yeah, I saw this in another forum and laughed, sorry I couldn't help myself....

I find it soo odd that he mistook his own penis for a chicken's neck? or maybe he has white fur on it too..... :rofl:
 
^Angel^ said:
Yeah, I saw this in another forum and laughed, sorry I couldn't help myself....

I find it soo odd that he mistook his own penis for a chicken's neck? or maybe he has white fur on it too..... :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You make me so worst... i laughed with pain....
 
Must have been a good hotdog that the dog ate. :twisted:
 
Well, Malfy, maybe he WAS what some call a pencil-dick but we shall never know, right? :mrgreen:
 
Tousi said:
Well, Malfy, maybe he WAS what some call a pencil-dick but we shall never know, right? :mrgreen:
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I'm not willing to choke a chicken to find out. ;)
 
Lol, that was funny--I even saw the typo at the beginning of this short article where they say, "foul". Anyway, that just shows the FOWL's gotta be imported!

Tou "don't be looking for chickens in underwear!" si
 
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