Mad Jeopardy!

[Cappy]

The one thing @AlleyCat and I agree is #1.

Floor.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy thinks of doing to his old Buick when he sees Karuba.

Blanket.

 

[Cappy]

What @AlleyCat desires in the back seat of my Buick.

Slow.

 

[AlleyCat]

How long it takes for any of @cappy’s wants to come to fruition.

Ping pong.

 

[Cappy]

First thing @AlleyCat says to Gerard Butler.

Cookie.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy hopes Karuba didn’t finish all of last night.

Flame.

 

[Cappy]

Cooked rib eyes is what @AlleyCat needs today.

Space ship.

 

[femme Fatale]

What does Darth Vader wannabe @Calvin call his SUV?

Wreck

 

[Calvin]

What Titanic did @femme Fatale survive that night but Calvin didn't?

Airplane

 

[femme Fatale]

What does @Calvin call my car after he was taken for a ride?

Suspense

 

[Calvin]

What mystery novel did @femme Fatale write about?

Suspect

 

[AlleyCat]

What does @Calvin do, but not know for sure, whether there are any aliens in his backyard?

Hush.

 

[Cappy]

What is @AlleyCat's favorite word to say, when she is confused?

Swiss cheese.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy uses as a mask since it has pre-cut eye holes.

Triangle.

 

[Cappy]

What shape is @AlleyCat still struggling with to ram down the circle hole?

Deck of cards.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy uses to play 51-pickup with, all by his lonesome.

Cannon.

 

[Cappy]

The not so nice effect @AlleyCat felt after eating at Taco Bell.

Penny.

 

[AlleyCat]

What @Cappy uses to buff his loafers with.

Dimwit.

 

[Cappy]

What does @AlleyCat see in her morning mirror?

Elevator.

 

[AlleyCat]

What does @Cappy enjoy pushing all the floor buttons on, just to piss off other people?

Professional.