A college professor was doing a study testing the
senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers,
one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color
and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red..........cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange…...orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children
could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you
all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call
your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit
hers out and yelled: Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!!!!
senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers,
one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color
and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red..........cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange…...orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children
could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you
all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call
your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit
hers out and yelled: Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!!!!
hahahahah good one! heheh