Glenn
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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
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Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a *****.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
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Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
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Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google
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Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985
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Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
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Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
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Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
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Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed
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Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder
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Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
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Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
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Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
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Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States
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Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
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Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
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Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
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Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
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Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
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Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
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Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans
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Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
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Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely,
Terrified
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Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
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Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
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Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
************************************************** *******
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
************************************************** *******
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a *****.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
************************************************** *******
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
************************************************** *******
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
************************************************** *******
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985
************************************************** *******
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
************************************************** *******
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
************************************************** *******
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
************************************************** *******
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed
************************************************** *******
Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder
************************************************** *******
Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
************************************************** *******
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
************************************************** *******
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
************************************************** *******
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States
************************************************** *******
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
************************************************** *******
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
************************************************** *******
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
************************************************** *******
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
************************************************** *******
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
************************************************** *******
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
************************************************** *******
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans
************************************************** *******
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
************************************************** *******
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely,
Terrified
************************************************** *******
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
************************************************** *******
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
**************************************************
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper
